Till depth do us part?

why didn't the dolphin marry Mick Yaeger. he don't get no satisfaction anyways

Ok... after this, same sex marriages should be a piece of cake!

It is cruel and unusual for animals to be put in such emotional stress.

Wealthy and not interested in sex with me.

Of course they will jewish! Cindy (the eema?) is jewish, yes? :)

I feel very sorry for Sharon. She needs a life. What is her name now.... Sharon Dolphin?

I thought April fools day was April 1st!

Is this a joke for comic relief?

I wonder if they do it Shark-style? And who'se on top? This just goes to show when you have a lot of money like she does, you can do all sort of stupid things. Also, as my father says, you can't legislate stupidity.

So which one is Tom Hanks, and which one is Darryl Hannah?

Is it a Jewish Dolphin or is another example of a mixed marriage? I have to tell you of as a parent with three children, this is not the ideal dream of Jewish parents living abroad to send their children to Israel to fall in love with marine life!

Search the Old Testament in detail. You'll find the penalty for a woman who "stands before a beast to lie with it", or in her case "swims before it". It's an ABOMINATION!!!

GOOD LORD, what was this woman thinking

Sharon, you realize, of cause, if you sleep with another man you'll be commiting adultery. If you ever want to marry a human guy, Cindy must first give you a "get"... and as far as I know, they haven't taught Dolfins how to do thist. SO... if this marraige is indeed legitimate, you've committed yourself to a life of either sexual abstainace, adulterous relationships or of being an agona. Hope the love of your Dolfin Sweetheart is worth it!

If I remember my marine biology class a dolphins "member" is more than a meter long (and prehencile). If the dolphin were to thrust even once, not only her uterus would be in danger, but so would her lungs. She would be litterally impaled. Think shipoudim.

Is the dolphin circumcized?

It's time for another movie remake.

This is sinking to new depths! There is something very fishy about this marriage. Is the dolphin now eligible for new immigrant rights? Is the dolphin willing to convert and to what?

Re the Q: "But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father. Cf. The Childe Ballads--this may be the selkies of which the songs tell--rather than seals, as is usually thought. Anyone know, does the word selkie actually translate as seal?

right on !

mah zeh? messhugannah

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