No alcohol, no masturbating, the girls are dressed as they are dressed... no wonder what comes out of there. #18, Iranians do make fun of us, (when the Danes make fun of them)they deny our Holocaust, they publicly express the wish to destroy us and Islam wishes to "cure" the whole world indeed... we all know what it means.

If Khameini's mother masturbated instead of having him, the world would have been a much better place.

Not rude - just explaining why you insist your women wear bhurkas!

Ok, then can I assume that if I have sex with someone, and its by accident, and I don't "spill my semen" then its Kosher, so to speak?

Maybe if these Islamists,masturbated MORE,the world would'nt be in the screwed up state it is in;and maybe,they would'nt have to blow up innocent civiliens,and then hope to get 72 virgins .But I suppose that is exactly why they don't.(masturbate)Their rediculous dream of these 72 virgins,is the origine of their frustration. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THESE PEOPLE?EVEY TIME THESE MOLLAHS &AYATOLLAHS OPEN THEIR MOUTHS,ITS ONLY TO FURTHER RIDICULE THE REST OF THE MUSLIM WORLD. GOSH,AND NOW THEY ARE REDUCED TO MASTURBATION JOKES.

Honest Ayatollah, I was cleaning it and it just went off!

They wipe their tochas with their left hand I wonder if there is a fatwah which had to use to perform oomrooj. zaknaboot lejaja(choke the chicken)

Dear Khameini is oral sex tantamount to breaking the fast

instead of homosexual parade in Israel, i suggest all the homos go to iran and compete with iranian locals in a wankathon supervised by the international atomic energy commission

i ask homeni to allow iranians to masturbate - israel will invent a device to convert their wanking power to electricity and they will have no need for nuclear power!

So WTF does this have to do with anything??

Mr khameini rather blow your load than blow up innocent civilians

Mr Khameini, pray do tell Sir,how one can masturbate unintentionally? Is this an Iranian secret

Remember guys that after urinating - any more than two shakes is considered jerking off. Check out my web site www.masturbateforpeace.com

wipe us off the map. Nothing as serious as making fun of our holidays.

Your'e cool dude

They don't fool anyone .If after you Pee you shake it more than3 times your'e playing with it !!!

Some of the comments here show the amount of ignorance and illetaracy the commentators here have reached. The best one is from the guy who thinks Khamenei is an arab, and tries to make a joke about the arabs and their clerks, assuming that he is an arab. It would be better for you to check some of the questions Ovadia Yosef gets, and his "remarkable" answers. Khamenei is persian you idiot, but I guess you would have to get back to the encyclopaedia to figure out what that means.

this dispute is ridiculous the religions are alike . let the jews have their land and iran take in the palestinians

It's a bigger sin to "intentionally discharge" a nuclear weapon ...wanker

No techincally Khamenei is not Persian he is Azerbaijani (Turk). Ya ahmaq as a Iranian might say. By the way why dont you hear the arab posters ever protesting about Ahvaz/Arabistan occupied Arab territory in Iran?? Could someone answer this for me please.

Thanks for the link to Khameini's website. You can send a letter and uploads pics to them, so I sent them some nice "relevant" pics to this article concerning Muhammad from this site: http://home.twcny.rr.com/dtz/extreme.htm asking them which of said pics is intentional and which is accidental.

and of course we never hear iraniots make fun of or hold any kind of cartoon contests regarding Jews, or the Holocaust.