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Khameini: Don't masturbate during Ramadan
Yaakov Lappin
Published: 04.10.06, 19:55
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61. I have a question for men
marilyn   (10.05.06)
A man that has been created in the image of God, does his body tell his brain what to do? or is a man able to exercise selfcontrol over his body from his brain?
62. Islam is the cure?
Seng ,   Moline, IL USA   (10.05.06)
Yeah... Blow up Israel, blow up the west. Great cure. :P
63. Busted a gut
Roddy ,   USA   (10.05.06)
This is the best comedy i have ever seen.
64. re Marylin and men...
Jack Frost ,   Somewhere,USA   (10.05.06)
Don't strain your brain tying to understand us... we (men) are really simple creatures. A cold beer, a hot woman and sports... and that's the long version. Those who can't find the proverbial "hot woman" go nuts and start killing folks hoping to somehow stumble into a harem of virgins in never-never-land.
65. Nothing New
Abdul Rachman   (10.05.06)
Having sex, with one's self or wife, during the fast of Ramadan (from dawn to dusk) breaks the fast. This is not new at all and has been the case since the time of Mohammed. Not sure why it warrents a whole news story. ...
66. no, but
J-Green ,   Old Salem, Michigan   (10.05.06)
mojda......ok, you don't make fun of our holidays........you merely commit suicide bombings on them. You merely kill us on them. You have no right to complain. In today's modern world, everybody gets mocked. its just the way pluralism works.
67. Clash of idiots
Rudy Juburi , ,   Farfax, Virginia   (10.05.06)
Most of the comments wrote by people who dont have any respect to otheres and they are demand otheres to respect them and their religion by force. I'm almost sure the Judasim and christianity have the same rules if not more restrict. Did anyone bother to review thier religion before making fun of others. It is so sad we live with those idiots.
68. Virtue and Vice
Matt ,   St. Cloud, MN, USA   (10.05.06)
Is musturbation an act of virtue? No. Is not masturbating a vice? No. So, why is it so terrible for a religion to call for self-control? I have more respect for a man who can control himself. Yes, Islam is undoubtedly a violent religion that was founded and spread by the sword, but however strict it may be, at least there is no lack of sexual morality.
69. Accidental masterbation?
Jim ,   USA   (10.05.06)
What is the hell is that? Who knew Iranians were SO FUNNY. This put me in tears. HAHA. Screw the daily show, I need to read Iranian news. haha
70. #18 another dumb RamaDumb holiday tip
jerome ,   basalt, co   (10.05.06)
don't draw cartoons of the profit Masterbater Mohamas beating it with Micheal Jachson and a bunch of under aged little boys. It might be disrespectful but not far from the truth!
71. right handed causes extremism
Ard ,   USA   (10.05.06)
muslim men are only supposed to have sex with their wives or "that which their right hand posesses". does that mean slaves, sex aids, or the five fingers of the right hand? since slavery is inhuman and sex aids a more recent invention the alternative is sex on the wrong brain, which causes extremism.
72. it is about the man brain and the woman body
to 61. what i think ,   Simon Mohammed   (10.05.06)
the exercice is to develop the self control when the woman beleive in her body more then her brain. the masturbation is an art to not be slave to the woman brain when she belives in her body only and become arrogant with no sens. I hope this new rule fillful your curiosity. now what do you think about your question?
73. Re:Mojda
Derek ,   Atlanta, USA   (10.05.06)
Mojda, you are absolutely right. You don't hear Iranians making fun of Jewish holdays or Jews in general, oh, wait, what about the state (Iran)sponsered Anti-Jewish cartoon/comic contest? On the other hand, you can always depend on the good ol' Iranians to talk about exterminating the Jews and blowing Isreal off the face of the map. After all, they are followers of the religion of "peace." HAHA
74. #54 - Persion or Arab?
Simon Bradsby ,   Haifa, Israel   (10.05.06)
WTF? Who cares?
75. Huh?
Mohammad Radio ,   Igloshstan,Kazatstan   (10.05.06)
Oooops!
76. "God "the perpetual human excuse to display incompetence
God is a woman ,   USA   (10.05.06)
lol Marylin - only man claims to be in the image of a god - no god ever claimed man to be in the image of a god-- Men like we see in Iran are just a display of pompous arrogance of ignorance. When the world can get rid of these idiots we may stand a chance to return to normal humane behaviour.
77. Keep them dumb, keep them poor.The rule of the wicked.
Eaglewings ,   USA   (10.05.06)
78. Islamic polygamy;women can have solo sex while waiting
John ,   NZ   (10.05.06)
for their turn. What a load of rubbish.! I mean you set a rule but how do you enforce it. Have a police behind closed doors in every household? They control how ppl should wear, what not to eat, how to have sex. This is a cult.
79. Khameini website
Jordan ,   Calgary,Alberta   (10.05.06)
Behold the enlightened westerners insights into our faith!Islam cures JooGayism!Congrats on still existing "Israel", Olmert couldn't sell ALL the tanks?
80. to #40
Chuck ,   USA   (10.05.06)
laughing my ass off.
81. All bodily functions
Sagi   (10.05.06)
are perfectly natural and normal. All religion is absolutely abnormal and detrimental to human nature and society. That religion should control our bodily functions is most ridiculous. Would it be that we ask a Mulla, Rabbi or priest if we should scratch our ear, cut our nails, breath fresh air etc. The very idea to classify masturbation as moral or immoral, right or wrong, permitted or forbidden is totally absurd.
82. Why?
Tim ,   Cypress, Caif.   (10.05.06)
So you can't masterbate but if you kill some innocent people in the name of Allah then you go to heaven to be with some virgins? What if the virgins want to stay virgins? Odd that God would give a person that type of gift. How about the gift of peace, love, and eternal life? Why does one human have the right to tell another human how to live? Weren't we all born into this world the same way?
83. Don't Masturbate, Go fly a kite
Sheik Ahmed's Nut ,   NZ   (10.05.06)
84. Syrian friend
J ,   Spokane, USA   (10.05.06)
and please ask him what ZIP as in our postal code means in Syria.
85. Religion for lower IQ's
Valerie ,   Xenia, OH   (10.05.06)
This is a good example of how people are treated like sheep for religion's purposes. And repressed. Khameini has it all wrong, If men spent more time wanking and less time killing each other the world would be a much better place.
86. How about oral sex?
Henry Jennings ,   Kartoum, USA   (10.05.06)
Imam, if I have oral sex with my woman, but it's unintentional, must I have broken the fast? If I discharge in her mouth, has SHE broken HER fast?
87. Accidental masturbation?
Nicole ,   Vancouver, Canada   (10.05.06)
How? "oops, my hand slipped, and slipped, and slipped again"?
88. Iran's leader
Charles Litton ,   Sheboygan, Wisconsin   (10.05.06)
Is this the same guy, or the successor to, the leader who said that the flesh of an animal one has copulated with, should not be eaten?
89. Arab men are very poor lovers...
Baseera ,   USA   (10.05.06)
..the reason is because they refuse to communicate with their women or appreciate their intelligence and rejoice in the goodness of women. They are taught to abhor their sexuality...thus even masturbating is a spiritual battle. Their sexual frustrations haunt them and cause their anger to boil upwards and outwards. Thus: terrorism. Arab men, free your women, learn to love and respect the, and free your SPIRIT and become beloved of ALLAH!
90. all religions try to control us
religious extremist ,   dallas USA   (10.05.06)
All religions have these retarded sets of rules. Read the bible sometime. Maybe some Xians could see in this some of the absurdity of doing whatever some politically connected guy tells them to do in the name of god. Xians proudly claim to be sheep. How much do politicians love that? If there really was a god, why would it use some of us to control the rest? ...sounds like a prison camp to me.
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