Let's see no more nulcear technology, computers, cellphones, etc. He could live like a caveman and start a new life without the terrible Zionist influences. Happy Birthday barbarian pig! http://www.Israel21C.com

Get him a giant cake with Nasrallah inside of it. Then when they light the cake Nasrallah can pop out of the cake naked... On second thought that would most likely trigger a massive nuclear launching on the account of everyone wanting to commit suicide. Hell I'd even kill myself if I saw that and I'm Jewish!!! (remeber the whole no suicide thing? f%$k it, even g-d would be understanding in light of the circumpstances).

So any gift made for ages 5 and under would be suitable ... only downside is these are usually designed to reduce choking hazards.

The Iranian people should put out a contract on Ahmadinejhihad. If he shoots off a nuke, the country will be wiped off the map in about 30 minutes.

FYI, most of the Lebanese are nor with Hezbollah or with Iran. So pls next time you want to comment try to be clever enough to understand the real situation in Lebanon. Besides i'm not even sure if you were french as Jack in French is spelled Jacques. Unless you are refering to urself as a Jack Ass.

Hello, hello there ! I don't want to upset you Dudi but given that in the not too distant in the future you ( and all your folks) will have to pack up and go back to where your ancestors once lived -leaving this holy place to its true inhabitants , after 50 -60 long years of illegal occupation and carnage of innocent indigenous plastineans - I would not waste the precious little time left on such frivolities as suggesting tips for Nejad's birthday. Oh, and if you are still wondering that you couldnot go back to where your parents were born and lived because the europeans had kicked out for good, then give your thoughts to what habitats Nejad has passionately recommended - namely the antarctica, alaska or some outpost little island in the pacific or the indean ocean, or the australian outback with lots of good scenaries to enjoy life and live happily everafter. Ahmad ********

The real situation is: The majority of people of lebanon are shiites and sunnis also,i want to say arabs,really,there is another minority etnichs:greek cristians and others,but are minority..... I want to say whith this that Iran isn´t the enemy of lebanon,don´t forget one choose: Lebanon had war with Israel,not wiith Iran,you understand NOTHING! Dón´t speak more of politic events!

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In light of his recent comments, I would suggest a. A copy of the Bible-- perhaps in Arabic http://www.biblegateway.com/versions/index.php?action=getVersionInfo&vid=28#books b. An educational visit to Auchwitz c. A viewing of "Night and Fog" d. A viewing of One Night with the King e. A visit from Taas, a former Muslim fighter http://www.hopeforishmael.org/testimonies_tass.html

Did you know that he doesn't speak Arabic?

Thank you for informing me.

A trip to Palestine and Israel that people can see him living likw average people and he sees them living like other people.

Again you are a Jack Ass! You only repeat what you hear in the international media. More than 50% of the Lebanese are against the Lebanese miltia called Hezbollah hence against Iran regardless their religions. Pls don't talk about something you don't know, you are being so ridiculous. Pauvre type!

I'D LOVE TO SEND AJAD A CRUISE MISSILE WITH HIS NAME ON IT!!!

I wish him to have a happy day and a happy night with his boyfriend

I think Ahmadinejad...and all the Arab crazies...should sit down with a Tanak and read Obadiah and Habakkuk...then they will know their fate!!! that is what Bdays are all about!

I think Ahmadinejad...and all the Arab crazies...should sit down with a Tanak and read Obadiah and Habakkuk...then they will know their fate!!! that is what Bdays are all about! Here I should send the link...he can do Arabic, Farsi , Hebrew or English..among many ... Here's Obadiah in Hebrew (I assume) from www.audiotreasure.com. There are several other books of the OT there in Hebrew also. Take a look at this site too, audio scriptures in MANY languages: http://www.audioscriptures.org/index-listen.htm http://www.audioscriptures.org/audio/0096/NT/NT.htm

A bath and tons of deodorant and odor killer will surely make him shrink, but also be a smaller new man once he survives the trauma of getting cleaned up. This however could be the crux of the problem with smaller guys?? There are other ways to purify one self than thinking appocaliptical thoughts. They might possibly even work for him, no???

You are ignorant. You think you're preaching christianity here? Explain the trinity. It's the most illogical thing I've ever heard in my entire life. Those guys who made up your religion hundreds of years after Jesus peace be upon him really knew how to dupe you in believing that sort of nonsense. How can you believe that God is one, and then say that He's three gods in one. Why would God change the message of God being one when He sent Jesus. And how do you say Jesus was God or a god, while he was as human as all of us, he ate, drank and used the bathroom...do you honestly believe that God being the Almighty would need to use the bathroom? Do you believe that God almighty would need to send a human to forgive people's sins, when He is able to do anything He wants. He can forgive sins Himself. Why don't you christians admit that your faith is based on myths and legends, and books upon books all called Bibles. What? Did God send more than one bible to you? Why don't you admit that your old priests wrote those books with their own hands and sold it to you as the word of God? There is only One God. He sent down messengers to call for the Oneness of God (He is oneAlmighty, not three in one!). His last messenger was Muhammed peace be upon him, and His last book is the Quran (which is and has always been One book, not 400!) May God enlighten you to see the straight path and get out of the darkness that you are in.

Another thing or two: Don't you realize that Virgin Mary peace be upon her is always resebled as a woman wearing a headscarf. Let me ask you this: which women in the world still wears headscarves? christian womenl dress up prettydarn flamboyant if you ask me. How come I don't see any christian women wearing headscarves, or modestly covering themselves if you claim to be the true religion and true followers, and that you are going to heaven? Jesus is resembled as a bearded man wearing long sheets. What people int he world look like him? It definitely isn't the christians. In the movie Passion of the Christ, at the begiining of the film when Jesus is kneeling down praying to God: first off: why would a man kneel to his father? Secondly: which people still kneel to the ground in prayer to God? Not the christians I'll tell you that, Jesus says "illahi" in the film, the word illahi in no way means father, it means "my lord" or "my God" in Arabic and Hebrew. Why would Jesus call his father, as you claim, "my God"? The truth is this: Jesus was the servant of God, not son. God needs no son. He needs nobody. He is Almighty. He forgives. He creates. He provides. He is all powerful. He is not in need of a man to forgive the sins of mankind. Between us humans and our creator, we need no middle men, like the way you do in your churches. All you need to do is kneel, raise your hands up in modesty and ask God for forgiveness, and He will grant it for you if you are a true believer and honest. Jesus peace be upon him did it. And so we Muslims. Antoehr truth is: Muslims are followers of the original message of Oneness of God that all prophets were sent down to spread to mankind. We are followers and believers in Adam, Noah, Abraham, Isaac, David, Solomon, Moses, Jesus and Muhammed. The Quran tells all the truths, including the stories of Moses, Jesus, Abraham, and Virgin Mary. We see no difference between the prophets and we declare all submission to the One God, creator of us all. For more on Islam, please visit the following websites; http://www.islamweb.net/ver2/archive/index2.php?vPart=40&startno=1&thelang=E http://www.islamonline.net/english/index.shtml and may God guide you to the right way.

Stick a rocket where the sun don't shine......... And blow that rocket with him it up in space.Lets just hope that he doesn't pollute space.

Pathetic!!!!!! At least you had to admit that your prophet was a pedophile!

He desperately needs a brain.

What we in the United States have discovered is that the most virulent opponents of a group of people or ideas tend to be a closet proponent of those things. For example, before the Mark Foley scandal, Mr. Foley was at the forefront of protecting children from internet predators. Then as we all know, he became an internet predator himself. Rev. Ted Haggard railed against homosexuality and while doing so enlisted the services of a gay prostitute who sold him drugs and gave him "massages" (yeah right)! What does that make Ahmadinejad? He has to be a Jew. My suggestion is that he come out of the closet and roll tefilin like the rest of us. He is a true Lanzman. My suggestion is that he have a nice Shabbat dinner with chicken soup, challah, and an extra glass of Manischewitz wine. Bobka and coffee for dessert. I suggest that every synagogue in America and Israel send Ahmadinejad invitations to speak at Yom Kippur services about forgiveness. He can do a double feature with Mel Gibson.