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Iranians arrest 14 squirrels for spying
Dudi Cohen
Published: 13.07.07, 23:43
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1. The good news.....
Big Daddy ,   USA   (07.14.07)
The cats with rocket packs made it through
2. IT HAPPENS ALL OVER THE WORLD
Robert Marshall ,   Australia   (07.14.07)
We know that the microchips our pets subcutaeously wear have our name and phone numbers imbedded in them. But they also contain transmitters that carry intelligence to spaceships just beyond our galaxy. And don't get me started on so-called "migratory" birds........
3. where do I order my own personal squirrel?
jack bauer ,   usa   (07.14.07)
can somebody please tell me so I can get one.....they sound pretty cool......maybe the good folks in iranian un-intelligence can provide me with the details of the source of these sspy squirrels
4. what a joke
danrid ,   guatemala   (07.14.07)
now i guess they'll try to trade them for prisoners
5. Squirrels?
M. Hartley ,   Atlanta, US   (07.14.07)
Mahmoud is losing it! Everybody knows that those squirrels are too slow and just a diversionary tactic for the chipmunks and rabbits with the implants. Just let somebody try to catch those little sob's. Not only are they fast, but their tunnels reach all the way to Kabul and Baghdad. Better watch those underground nuke centers, Mahmoud!!! The rabbits and chipmunks are gonna dig holes right into them and send back photos. And you thought we get our info from defectors. HA!
6. Hahahahaha
Phil ,   Washington DC   (07.14.07)
If the Iranian govt wasnt psychotic and hell bent on causing WWIII, they'd be great to keep around for sheer amusement. This is like if James Bond was a comedy.
7. We'll, if it was Mikey mouse...
Mario ,   Canada   (07.14.07)
we would have know who sent it.
8. Just wait
Gee ,   Zikron Yaakov   (07.14.07)
It may take a while but the gophers with the roadside bombs will popping up any day now.
9. A Sign the Mullahs are smoking meth
john ,   nz   (07.14.07)
Paranoia and delusion.. always suspicious someone's watching them. in this case squirrels, lol
10. Those are NOT tiny land mines! They
Joe ,   Ohio, USA   (07.14.07)
are called ACORNS!
11. Rocky the flying squirrel
Natasha ,   USA   (07.14.07)
Made it to Tehran with the elite squad of Mossad trained squirrels. Just a matter of time before they infiltrate the nuclear power plants. Over and out.
12. This is so funny...
Palestinian   (07.14.07)
It is time to start deploying those Micromechanical Flying Insect The University of California at Berkeley has been researching for a while.
13. Priceless!!! Thank you YNET! ;-)
Otter   (07.14.07)
14. my question???
eve ,   Israel   (07.14.07)
How are they going to make those cuties talk???
15. Hillarious! Not even April Fools' Day! LOL!
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16. Turns "squirrely" into a compliment!
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17. Good. Now they should release the real NoAmerican prisoners
seriously   (07.14.07)
18. Seems the moles have some competition
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19. HAHAHAHA I havent laughed this hard in a while
RA   (07.14.07)
20. We Zionists must switch to plan B- send the AIDS melons!!
Korem ,   New York, USA   (07.14.07)
21. The squirrels will have plenty of nuts to store
jason white ,   afula,israel   (07.14.07)
for winter in iran.
22. # 1 Big Daddy
Avi   (07.14.07)
You literally made me laugh out loud for several seconds...well put.
23. You Will Never Catch us All!
Kosher Cow ,   Zionist State   (07.14.07)
24. Bravo!
Eric ,   Israel   (07.14.07)
If there is one thing I think we can all agree on regardless of our political affiliation.... The world is spiraling downwards but its absolutely hilarious along the way (arrested rodents, farfur the mouse, the recent "horrific" attacks in the UK, etc). Sigh....the only way to deal with this reality in the middle east
25. It is true: a 22 million dollar cat was hit by a car in Wash
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ington, D.C. years ago during a trial run to see what it could do in espionage capabilities. 22 million dollars of research was invested in that cat according to an article in "Free American" magazine years ago. Remeber that in World War I, carrier pidgeons were used as messengers. Hashem used hornets to drive out the Canaanites so the Hebrews coming out of Egypt could have the land of milk and honey. The US Navy uses dolphins in sonar projects to detect sabateurs near ships. The Cubans have vast underground facilities where they infect migrating birds with bird flu to endanger Americans, according to Cuban physicians and scientists who have defected.
26. This is priceless, it's so funny, you couldn't make it up!
Nannette ,   London   (07.14.07)
I can see the Iranians ready and waiting with their tiny handcuffs...
27. AHA...AHAHA....
hahahahah...... ,   ahahaaahahah   (07.14.07)
HAHAHAAAHHHHAHA.......OOPSS......what about the inquiry...will the great event be videotaped ?
28. something missing from the story.
gloomy ,   woodistan   (07.14.07)
The nationality of this squirrels are...If it's the same nation that gives them bad weather so their Tomatoes rot then it must be a plot.They are not paranoid-it is true!!!
29. Iranians arrest 14 squirrels for spying
Daniel ,   Israel   (07.14.07)
Anything moving on the border is arrested. Ahmadinejad is afraid for his own life, he is so shit scared (I am sorry for the word, but nothing else fits this sentence.) his increased nightmares make him to order arrest of anything that moves on the boarders! Including squirrels! Tomorrow they will arrest ants, mark my words.
30. Stupid religion, stupid country, stupid people
R.H.   (07.14.07)
This mass hysteria and insanity, called Islam, has made the Iranian people completely nuts. You were better off with your original religion.
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