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Iranians arrest 14 squirrels for spying
Dudi Cohen
Published: 13.07.07, 23:43
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31. #30 who said that the Iranians are Muslims, but Squirrels IS
(07.14.07)
the code name of Persian Jews.
32. Did the squirrels plead guilty?
john ,   nz   (07.14.07)
33. Hahahaha!
Machiavelli ,   Rome   (07.14.07)
This is FUNNY! ...both the squirrel thing, and Israel talking about paranoia.
34. Squirrel Liberation Army
Zion   (07.14.07)
Iran better watch out for the Squirrel Liberation Army if they intend to hang them.
35. Bullwinkle
Mark ,   Israel   (07.14.07)
In addition to using sguirrels, Bullwinkle is being used as a spy satellite.
36. #30
Jerusalemite ,   Jerusalem   (07.14.07)
Typical jewish thinking.........
37. WELL USED $75 MILLION DOLLARS
MAHMOOD ,   LONDON-UK   (07.14.07)
Least did we realise that Rice allocation of $75 million will be utilised this way.Ha Ha Ha!
38. Warning !!!
Rodent mam ,   borderline   (07.14.07)
10 prima squirrels are missing.Take care Ahmed....!!! I hold you responsible for all 24 .DON'T HARM MY SOLDIERS!!! If you do so,I take that as an explosive proclamation of WAR !!!
39. Squirrels ?
Franklin ,   Paris France   (07.14.07)
You know what...??... AHMADINEJAD ...Loopy the Loop Bip ! Bip !..... Bip ! Bip !.....
40. God loves squirrels!
Moses ,   Ashfield, USA   (07.14.07)
Not really - god never existed. www.godisimaginary.com
41. That is Nuts !?
rh ,   Modiin Israel   (07.14.07)
42. Squirrels Will Be Released Soon
Robert ,   New Jersey, USA   (07.14.07)
The ACLU will file suit. Iran hasn't read the squirrels their Miranda Rights!
43. These Squirrels are heading for Iran because...
RenĂ©e ,   usa   (07.14.07)
of the large supply of NUTS to be found there, LOL. Thanks for the laugh Y'net.
44. The truth is out!
David ,   Hartford, USA   (07.14.07)
Finally, I can reveal this insidious plot! I work for small international agency that trains and equips multi-lingual birds, rodents, reptiles, insects, and even aquarium fish for espionage. I personally teach them to communicate with eye-blink codes and body language. Sometimes we attach a micro-video camera and microphone. The squirrels, I regret to say, were sent on a suicide mission, but were caught. By now they have probably been put into a pot of stew. Well, they volunteered for the assignment. They are heroes and will be missed. We have just recruited several singing chipmunks for a future assignment...
45. who isreai think they are fooling!!!
(07.14.07)
46. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!
D ,   Israel   (07.14.07)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!
47. That's the best one yet.
Nemesis   (07.14.07)
Iran has surpassed itself in absolute idiocy this time,if this is true.They keep finding ways to make themselves look ridiculous.
48. Squirrels
M. Hartley ,   Atlanta, US   (07.14.07)
Until and unless I see it on Youtube and Dailymotion, I don't believe one word of this. :-)
49. they were just looking for nuts
Jordan ,   washington, dc   (07.14.07)
and easily found them!
50. squirrel Spies
Alphapet ,   Detroit, michigan   (07.14.07)
I wonder, did any of the squirrels resist arrest ? Were any of the them willing to talk ? Will you Iranians engage in torturing the squirrels to extract information from them ?
51. Squirrel Arrests in Iran
Deep Throat ,   USA   (07.14.07)
Sources close to the squirrel espionage cell that infiltrated Iran inform me that this group was actually trained and equipped in North Texas by the infamous late Albino squirrel. Whom was later assassinated by Iranian agents driving a vehicle at high speeds.
52. Sunni Squirrels
Paul ,   Phoenix, U.S.   (07.14.07)
I guess these squirrels must be Sunni. True infidels.
53. worthy opponents for the mullahs
Cameron ,   USA   (07.14.07)
like fears like
54. rodentia spy ring
ss ,   Vegas   (07.14.07)
Rumor has it this squirrel spy ring ring was run by none other than Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp. Stay tuned for further development.
55. The funny thing about it it may be true
Sam Weinstein ,   USA   (07.14.07)
The funny thing about it it may be true. Technology has advanced so much and been minitureized to such a point it could be true.
56. Hi ynet and talk-backers !
jaded ,   better   (07.14.07)
I can't stop laughing.And when I opened up #49 I almost lost my breath too.
57. Why send squirrels?
NYC Girl   (07.14.07)
They're not native to the Middle East and so they were bound to attract the attention of those paranoid nutballs in Iran. It would have been better to use animals that wouldn't arouse suspicion...like rats!!!
58. arrested squirrels
ss ,   Vegas   (07.14.07)
I wonder where the Iranians got 14 pairs of little, tiny handcuffs. They probably had to buy a whole bunch of the Jailhouse Barbie accessory sets from the Teheran Toys'R'Us branch.
59. Invasion of the Squirrels
Ali of Bababadaba ,   Leeds   (07.14.07)
And these guys are working on an atomic bomb? How nice.
60. Iranians arrest 14 squirrels for spying
gator ,   Texas, USA   (07.14.07)
Just how do you arrest squirrels? Did you use comfortable paw cuffs? How did you learn of their names? Were their mug-shots 'n paw prints listed in the world-wide Rodent-Control ID Base? Have you yet notified their next of kin? Surely their mothers will want to send them acorns, pine and pinion nuts. Are they being treated well according to the Humane Society's Guidelines? When can a veterinarian, from Veterinarians Without Borders, check them for fleas and other problems? In the interest of good will between countries, would you please show a picture of them on satellite television? We, their friends 'n family, miss them. Thank you.
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