4. IN CASE OF ROCKET ATTACK...
If in bed get up change underwear get under bed. If in your car pull over and park in cave or speed up to 300 kph and try to outrun rocket. In restaurant quickly order dessert and ask for check. Remember, you have 15 seconds so do not panic and bring a book in case you have time to kill. Better idea, run to your polls and elect something resembling a functional government!