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70,000 Iranian suicide bombers ready to fight Israel
Associated Press
Published: 05.01.09, 21:31
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1. O.K., they registrated...
John ,   Europe   (01.05.09)
BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH! They have to make Republican Guard proud! They have to be professionals! And the ONLY way one becomes professional is through HARD CORE TRAINING. Therefor: I suggest they get up at 5:30, pray, take breakfast, and get those shehid belts on for their first detonation a day! And ONLY when each of them at least 15 times detonated himself, then he can be shipped to Gaza. With a BIG sign on his back "I am a professional suicide bomber, kick me in my ass".
2. What a stupidity!
sanna ,   sweden   (01.05.09)
What a waste of time to study, if their dream is to blow up!
3. IRAN MUST TO DIG THEIR GRAVES BEFORE THEY GO
,   ..............DACON9   (01.05.09)
4. Pre mature detonation
Flip du Preez ,   Newcastle, RSA   (01.05.09)
They will look like Achmed.......shame!!
5. Esmaeil Ahmadi is a well known drug dealer.
Red Temple ,   White Mtns.   (01.05.09)
6. That"s The Good News. The Bad: They Aren't From Berkely
David H ,   Marietta USA   (01.05.09)
Some people will do anything to cut classes and get a free ticket out of the country. I hope they enter Gaza through the remaining tunnels-save the IDF some explosives. Islamic morons (or is that redundant?)
7. John #1
Enzo ,   london   (01.05.09)
Are you telling me that the... "HARDCORE" you mentioned in your talkback begins once they meet the virgins?
8. 70.000 X 72=5040000 virgins
PAZ ,   Latin America   (01.05.09)
9. Iranian Students should think about post-graduation prospect
Saul ,   Barcelona   (01.05.09)
Potential employers might not hire employees with such strong suicidal tendencies. lol
10. It is enough number to march toward Tel Aviv
Tayfun_Turkey ,   Istanbul   (01.05.09)
Israelis Prepare soft drinks for them as they do not drink alcholical beverages.
11. The might as well join the suicide group
William ,   Israel   (01.05.09)
Ahmadinejad made sure there were no real economic or social opportunities left for the young in Iran.
12. #8 - who ever said it would be 72 FEMALE virgins?
William ,   Israel   (01.05.09)
So to them, is that Islamic heaven or hell??
13. 70,000=15,000 kilo tons
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14. Maybe they can all do a trial run in Iran before coming here
Yael ,   Tel Aviv   (01.05.09)
15. #8 recycled virgins
Raz ,   IL   (01.05.09)
Did you know why there are no suicide bombers among Judeo -Christians? We are smart enough to ask for a 50% deposit of virgins before we blow ourselves! Cheers
16. More Bla, Blah comming fom Iran
AlbertoGA ,   St. George UT, USA   (01.05.09)
How in the world they will move to Israel ? If they fly El Al they will go directly to jails where they belong after a very cold shower.
17. forgot to tell'em, 72 male donkey virgins LOL LOL
Dennis ,   usa   (01.05.09)
HEE HAWWW
18. Arrival
lildoobird ,   Jerusalem   (01.05.09)
Just how do they think they are getting into Israel? The airport? A bus from Acco?
19. On Jihadists and Virgins
Raymond in DC ,   Washington, DC USA   (01.05.09)
Enzo in London asks, "Are you telling me that the... "HARDCORE" you mentioned in your talkback begins once they meet the virgins?" I read somewhere that the lone Mumbai terrorist captured alive was going without underwear because he wanted to be ready for his "virgins". His now dead colleagues were no doubt surprised to be confronted after death with someone screaming to them "No virgins for you. Welcome to Hell!"
20. C'mon start the machine start popping
(01.05.09)
C'mon stupid animals turn the machine on start your popcorn machine start your explosions but do it in Tehran. under Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's ass
21. Then Take Iran Out
USABorn   (01.05.09)
Iran cannot hold its own. Ooooh suicide bombers. You mean suicide murderers. If Iran thinks it can do whatever it wants to Israel without paying the price, then do it. Just know the world is tired of the boo hoos when your citizens and soldiers get their butts kicked.
22. I heard they were having a 2 for 1 special ?
alan ,   toronto   (01.05.09)
as usual they will beat their breasts and Israel will use her brains to defeat her enemies - as usual
23. Testing, testing, one, two, three
Gideon Reader   (01.05.09)
"OK Boychicks. Glad you all showed up for the dress rehersal. Nice Yellow robes. Very au currant. Tres chic. Maybe a little effeminate, but not that there is anything wrong with that. Achmed. Mohammed. Ali? Can you guys hear me OK in the back? Geeze. 70 thousand of you. Who had the ful for lunch? The least you could do is try to hold the gas in. OK. Now. At the count of three, we give at a try. Fingers on the buttons,...and,...One, Two, Thre ka"-BOOOOOM!!!!!!!
24. Persian fireworkers
Graham ,   Germany   (01.06.09)
They blow up so young these days....
25. Let them practice in Iranian mosques
murray of montreal   (01.06.09)
26. Israel Opens Pandoras Box
R Hitchings ,   Methil   (01.06.09)
27. Persia
EZ ,   Tlv   (01.06.09)
How far have you fallen? How low will you go before you come to your senses?
28. Two Words
Not Jewish ,   USA   (01.06.09)
Nuke Iran
29. Suicide Bombers
Walter ,   Portland, USA   (01.06.09)
I agree that the calls are for propaganda purposes. It would be more impressive if some of the religious leaders volunteered for such things, and then went. Cowards make the loudest noise.
30. And if we get them first
Arie ,   BaGolan   (01.06.09)
the UN, the BBC, guardian and the independent will all condemn us for "a disproportionate response!"
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