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70,000 Iranian suicide bombers ready to fight Israel
Associated Press
Published: 05.01.09, 21:31
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31. #12 William - Sorry it was a typo, Only one 72 yr old virgin
meir elazar   (01.06.09)
32. One experieced suicide bombers need apply!
meir elazar   (01.06.09)
33. Please come quickly. We need targets for training the
meir elazar   (01.06.09)
reservist for when we rotate our troops
34. Where are the Turkish suicide bomber volunteers? Tayfun?
Genuine Tosefta ,   Tveria   (01.06.09)
Mehmet? Attilla? Anyone? They are happy to allow the Persians to blow themselves up
35. Tayfun,They will first line up at Israeli embassy in Istanbu
Genuine Tosefta ,   Tveria   (01.06.09)
to get visas because there is no such embassy in Tehran Just think how much fun you can have with them, bringing them refreshments for months and taking care of their sanitary needs. Just the thought of it brings a chill up your spine, WOW! In the end after all formalities are complete you are invited to join them, we will welcome you with open arms to send all of you straight to a Virgin Paradise
36. Israel's Secret Weapon
Bill Foonman ,   Jacksonville, USA   (01.06.09)
Give them the typical welcome at Ben Gurion immigration and they will turn around and go back to Iran.
37. Iranian suicide murderers
foi ,   UK   (01.06.09)
For 72 dark-eyed virgins by the rivers of wine in islamic paradise? This is how to advance islam? I hope the whole world is seeing what islam is about. Where are the so-called moderates who really believe peace?
38. #2 Sanna, Sweden
Ashley ,   Canada   (01.06.09)
Sanna, studying has more to it than just learning how to read and write. Its about learning to live with dignity. This is something you lack and therefore you cant possibly understand. Live free or die trying to.
39. You idiots are taking it lightly...
Yunan Omram ,   Israel   (01.06.09)
Wait till our buses, cafes and nightclubs start blowing up. This should be taken very seriously and something should be done about it or prepare to immigrate. I for one have started preparing for exodus just in case our inept politicians fail to take this threat very seriouly.
40. i dont think this is very funny either
amymarkell ,   usa   (01.06.09)
The entire world seems bent on taking away our tiny piece of land inany way they can do it and people make jokes? i dont think itis funny at all. it needs to be addressed and seriously
41. Disinformation
edwardbernays ,   WY, USA   (01.06.09)
this is disinformation and propaganda being disseminated via intelligence community operatives. it's about a divide/conquer and confuse strategy. we are all being played WORLDWIDE! if someone plays on your anger then tries to convince you to commit murder, the chances are VERY high, they work for an intelligence agency and you're a pawn in a much bigger game. WAKE UP PEOPLE
42. Using Iran Suicide Bombers
Gordon Creek ,   Houghton, USA   (01.06.09)
The best suicide bombers are people that have low mental capacity, people that will believe what you tell them, without having to repeat. People that believe that Killing oneself with others though it is the blessing of the Devil, it is really ok for my religion too. People that believe that even though the spirit world is not of the flesh, they will still believe that they will be rewarded in the flesh with 70 virgins. People that do not read are best. People that do not verify with facts first. People that you can easily manipulate and tell what to do and they are so simple minded that they will believe it. Yes these are the people that make great suicide bombers.
43. 39
alan ,   toronto   (01.06.09)
we are not fearful of them-concerned ----yes ! All jewish instititions are on high alert (especially in europe and Africa) Try to find a place in your heart for humour in a very sad time.
44. #9, thats why they want to kill themselves
Danny   (01.06.09)
you seen the state the iranian economy is in?
45. Hamas and Iran
Marc ,   Cape Cod,USA   (01.06.09)
Be reminded if you tease the lion to often you will get mauled.
46. Re Arrival
Marc ,   Cape Cod,USA   (01.06.09)
Silly , their heading that way on their camels, stealth camels.
47. Idiots
Marc ,   Cape Cod   (01.06.09)
We do take this seriously. So do we now sign up to attack Iranian students before they come here. 10,000 o my. Where do I sign up. Sorry but we have to wait till these fools get near. Iran's days are numbered in any event.
48. #39 & #40 Get Over Yourselves
Bill Foonman ,   Jacksonville USA   (01.06.09)
Of course we take the situation seriously and what exactly do you have in mind to resolve it? How can you possibly not laugh at a bunch of lunatic fundamentalist trolls who are dumb enough to believe there are 72 virgins waiting for each of them in hell? 70,000 shahids means 5,040,000 virgins. There aren't that many Arab virgins in the universe.
49. Bring it On
Ben Krynski ,   Australia   (01.06.09)
Let them come, we have 70,000 bullets for each one of them!
50. Easy to sign paper, harder to put on vest and push button.
Bunnie Meyer ,   Los Angeles, CA USA   (01.06.09)
51. MORONS!! please shut up
keevs ,   jerusalem   (01.06.09)
what a bunch of looneys!! jew-hating idiots.. we need 2 kill every 1 of these haters b4 its 2 late
52. #48 Heres how.
Ben Ish   (01.06.09)
You ask the question "How can you possibly not laugh at a bunch of lunatic fundamentalist ..." It is very simple. YOU pack up your things and LIVE IN ISRAEL where you wonder if your family will be killed on a daily basis. Listen to sirens every day. See the rockets EVERY DAY. Will this bus explode? Or this market? Can I come out of my shelter now? Do that and yes it is much harder to laugh than from 15,000km away.
53. Virgin update
andre ,   canada   (01.06.09)
Actually , Virgin Factory has been out of stock of even 72 y.olds for quite a while . Big arsed Arafat-like rubber dolls are now available , to no ones complaint . Allah provides .
54. Boom time for coffin makers in Iran
Zohan ,   Tel Aviv   (01.06.09)
What a load of crap. Who are they trying to fool? 70,000 ppl prepared to die? Bring it on, anyway
55. Lets do the math 70K=5.54 Million Virgins
Al   (01.06.09)
At 72 virgins per suicide bomber they will need to supply over 5 and half million virgins. Question...Where oh where will they find these virgins?
56. Suicide Volunteers
August ,   San Francisco, CA,   (01.06.09)
In the USA, the "treatment" industry would diagnose these people as mentally ill and force them into the 12-step religion, make them attend never-ending group therapy, and medicate them until their brain sizzles & melts into a goo-like substance. DEATH TO ISRAEL- A FAKE AND MAKE-BELIEVE COUNTRY!.
57. So, Iran also cannot face Israel face to face!
Daniel ,   Israel   (01.06.09)
And adopting cowardly ways?
58. 70,000 Iranian Sucide bombers
Roxy ,   Israel   (01.06.09)
That is 70,000 less that willbe killed when the iranian Nuclear plants are blown up! Just think of the way those Iranian Mullahs have brainwashed these stupid students into thinking that there is glory in death and they will be rewarded in heaven with 72 virgins. Wake up recruits dead is dead there is no glory in it,no reward from Allad, only sorrow with your mothers in tears because of your deaths, the loss of a future generation! Wake up you should live become MDs and treat your people make their lives better, that is where the true glory is found...in healing and feeding others!
59. Iranian war against Israel.
Robert Bernier ,   Tel Aviv   (01.06.09)
The Iranian regime has worked consistently to undermine any Israeli-Palestinian peace process. Seven years ago this week, the Israeli navy intercepted the Karine-A, a Gaza-bound freighter carrying 50 tons of Iranian arms, supplied during a fragile truce. Four-and-a-half years later, war erupted after Hizballah, an Iranian-sponsored group, attacked Israel. The United States then pressured Israel to accede to a ceasefire, and Iran claimed victory. Ali Akbar Velayati, Khamenei's top foreign policy advisor, declared that the war had shown Israel to be a "paper tiger." About Iran and its vassals : http://xrl.us/bebj56
60. Sue the government of Iran as well the Mullahs and Mosques.
Steven Wilson ,   Anchorage, Alaska   (01.06.09)
Go after the student Unions and colleges with legal actions also. Seize Iranian ships with crude oil on board.....and let the whole world body know that you are going to take these ships as compensation for terror emminating out of the Middle Eastern countries, as well as Iran. Hold the ships and sell or use the oil as a reserve for Israel. Let the Insurers of ships emminating from Iran, or any other terrorist sponsoring countrys know, that their oil will be seized for payment of terrorist activities against Israel. There are plenty of good commando's who are quite adept at blowing a screw off of a submarine, as well as a supertanker. Without a propeller....they don't go very far. Charge these bone heads for supporting.....carrying out....planning...using a cult religion and their facilities,(Mosques), to plan on killing Jews.......... for the crime of war incitement and murder. When the shipments of oil stop flowing from these terrorist inciting countries.....Lloyds of London will quit insuring these shipments of oil. The shipping companies will quit shipping their oil. They will fear losing their ships as a payment for terrorism. Let Europe know that supporting these oragnizations has a cost to them also. If bombing Iranian pipelines has to be done by Israel, as a strategy to shut down terrorist funds for Iran.....then so be it. Irans oil wealth is supplying money to kill Jews as well as inciting Iranians and others from other countries, to strap on bombs and blow up innocent people, for a cult religion and their insane clerics from a backward religious cult. Actions have consequences. Supporting murder, and the slaughter of other religions, or cultures, because they don't cow tow to Muslim death threats.......should be compensated for with Iran's primary export. (Oil). Registure your actions verbally to the whole government of Iran as well as their religious leaders. Let the customers of the country of Iran know that their oil will be diverted until they pay Israel for the oil. Countries that practice zenophobia, through their religion, as well as their financial support to others to murder Jews.....can compensate Israel for their actions. Call it a terrorism tax if you must. Iran is at war with Israel.........you need give no quarter to their free flow of commerce because of it.
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