They allow me to make deep observations into the minds and souls of the upper echelons of their respective leaderships and more importantly implant into their minds and souls my own fantasies of how things are run in the Middle East and East Asia.
Viva United Mexico and Texas!
I know this because I am the Best Ever World Affairs Expert in Training.
My Tex-Mex Burrito Crystal Ball still informs me Obama reelected and it is always right even if Obama will not be reelected.
It is all true, I only report the way I see it with 100/100 vision through Al Jazeera colored glasses 8000 miles away from Middle East and 11000 miles away from Korean Peninsula.
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