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Turkey suspects bird of being Israeli spy
Amir Ben-David
Published: 15.05.12, 13:03
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31. What a flap!
Gerald ,   Stockholm, Sweden   (05.15.12)
Damn turkey has found Israel out at last. All birds in turkey will now be taken in for interrogation, (vee haf vays to make you tweet!). They will then be plucked, hanged and baked in a pie. The pie will then be flown to the UN and presented to the GA - at least 14 resolutions condemning Israel will follow.
32. Birds as Israeli spies
Rhonda ,   Chicago, USA   (05.15.12)
Yea but the bird only gets the word to go active when it eats the ants that the Israelis have pre dropped into Turkey...
33. An isolated country object to stupidity. Too bad, really.
Michael ,   California, USA   (05.15.12)
34. "The bird had a ring reading "Israel" on one of its legs"
leo ,   usa   (05.15.12)
If I were Turk I would've been embarrassed for my government.
35. It's offical
Gee ,   Zikron Yaakov   (05.15.12)
Stupidity and paranoia must be a Islamic disease. First Egypt with sharks, then Saudi Arabia with vultures, then Iran with insects, now birds in Turkey. I just have to wonder if they realize how fucking stupid they show the rest of the world they are.
36. Yoav, you're too nice..should have let them sweat, lol
Mark ,   Lodz, Poland   (05.15.12)
37. #17 Does Israel have 1000 Turkish birds
A ,   Belgium   (05.15.12)
to exchange for one Israeli Merops Apiaster? Or will one dodo defense minister suffice?
38. Interesting to note...
Maurice ,   Montreal   (05.15.12)
...that not one Turk has commented yet here on this. Obviously, not all Turks are THAT stupid, and the usual Ahmet, Tayfun, Faruk,and others are ashamed to even comment on this absolutely ridiculous accusation.
39. Sharks, birds and soon fleas
deavman ,   Acco, Israel   (05.15.12)
40. May be it's bogus....may be it's true
deavman ,   Acco, Israel   (05.15.12)
Let them think we are actually able to engineer such a feat, they 'll be so busy decimating their local fauna that they'll have not time sending terror flotillas. Don't forget they are the same "scientists " that are trying so hard to prove that Mohamed actually broke the moon in two and subsequently put it back together.
41. Further secret advice for the Turks
DAVID K. ,   United States   (05.15.12)
Next, watch out for the Mossad amoebas thay have implanted you with. I suggest you all taek a quart of castor oil to flush them out. Good luck.
42. Israeli birds have radioactive sh*t and bionic beaks
(05.15.12)
Only primitive Muslims can believe such mas stupidity. I bet Erdogan suffers from nervous Siphylis. He has all the symptoms.
43. What an extremel stupid claim!
Mara ,   Vienna   (05.15.12)
A spy bird would wear a ring with Israel written on it? These Turks are suffering from paranoia!
44. To Nr. 2.)
Mara ,   Vienna   (05.15.12)
LOL! Now I understand! That's why he had to undergo surgery!
45. I would never have expected this shit from Turkey
Vlad   (05.15.12)
Backwards Arab countries and Iran, yes, but I thought Turkey's government, at least it's security services, were more intelligent than this.
46. Bee-eater eats bees
jamesjoyce ,   Turkey   (05.15.12)
Hey guys! I am Turkish and unfortunately we have spying experts (?) who even do not know what bee-eaters feed on! Bee-eaters eat bees and the habitat of bees are sticky honey and wax where bee-eaters put their bills in. Wax can stick into the nostrils of the bird so that one nostril may be smaller than the other. It happens in countries where they teach Kuran rather than ecology in their schools! Sorry guys!
47. Those occurrence shows how the stupid
Ron ,   Israel   (05.15.12)
brain of the Islamic people works!
48. Too the Turks you should see our
Dyslexic... ,   Israel..   (05.15.12)
spiders they shoot guns,watch out we also have snails that you tramp on them they explode..
49. Turkey is a name 0f a person...
Moragh   (05.15.12)
practcing foolishness. I have never considered Israel as being a "turkey country"..... but see! I'm wrong once again! When am I ever going to get it right???
50. Today,I've learnt something.
Ian ,   Newcastle upon Tyne   (05.15.12)
The meaning of true obsession. THREE CHEERS FOR ISRAEL!!!
51. re #26
DanLondon ,   London   (05.15.12)
Surely it 'tweets' the information back to israel!
52. 21Chelm Wiseman And they also demand...
Ian ,   Newcastle upon Tyne   (05.15.12)
...an apology from the Israeli government. THREE CHEERS FOR ISRAEL!!!
53. spying delegation
J.K. ,   Brooklyn USA   (05.15.12)
The spying bird carrying a blue and white flag,belonged to Sarah Aronson,Sarah Aronson used birds to deliever messages to the British during ww 1,this bird was caught alive and after the bird was interrogated with Turkish methods,like the famous, falakah,the bird confessed,and was executed as a zionist spy,spying is a very dangerous occupation.
54. Beside the bee eater,is there also
J.K. ,   Brooklyn USA   (05.15.12)
a bear drinker bird,who is willing to spy for a can of bear ?.
55. Sorry, my posting was answer to Nr. 6!
Mara ,   Vienna   (05.15.12)
56. That's not all!
Koose E Mack ,   NY NY   (05.15.12)
Israeli and Jewish Scientests have dosed the air and water of Islamic Countries with a drug that turns the populations into mindless, racist, violent, barbarians!!!!!! What next?
57. We are just that good! Wait till we set the
8th generation Sabra   (05.15.12)
espionage shark on Turkey's shores.
58. 46
anton ,   istanbul   (05.15.12)
i just wonder do you go to irish pub located in beyoglu :)? as for the article it sounds funny from a perspective of avarage persons aka people here :) yet its known that many crazy ways are used for intelligence gathering doesnt matter if true or not turks spy on israel too glad that they are not making it into newspapers ;)
59. One thousand nights....
Rashid ,   Chicago, IL   (05.15.12)
This was a retaliation to the Turks sending Israel a magic lamp that produced Turkish delights instead of genies.
60. how to destroy Irans nuclear program
zionist forever   (05.15.12)
Train up a few birds and design mini bombs you can put under a birds wing send it flying to the nuclear sites and they can drop the bombs. They won't be detected by radar and they will be gone before there is any retaliation so it will make it back to Israel alive. Just look at what has been achieved already by the zionist entity. IRAN Spy squirrels & spy pigeons SAUDI ARABIA Spy vultures EGYPT Mossad places sharks PALESTINIANS Israel trains vipers to bite palestinian farmers. TURKEY Spy Bee Easters who were caught out because of their suspicious nostrils. Next thing you know Mossad will be training up dinosaurs.
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