4. SodaStream Commercials
Ordinarily, I loathe commercials, but there's something quite satisfying about all those bottles exploding...perhaps a latent destructive tendency on my part. But I had no idea it was an Israeli product or that the usual terrorist sycophants are whining about a boycott. And, by the way, that nonsense about the settlements is just an excuse, because those same so-called activists just coerced a group of musicians to pull out of a jazz festival in Eilat...which, the last I checked, isn't a settlement of any sort.
In fact, now I'm almost tempted to go out and buy one...although I don't even drink soda.