I have ,through my various channels ,obtained a copy of President Assads' future imminent speech .Here it is : " My Lords ,Ladles and Gentlespoons.... who can I turn to ,when nobody needs me ? my heart wants to know and so I must go ,where Destiny leads me ( all said in a cockney acceny ) .

Ladies and Gentlemen , unaccustomed as I am to public speaking ,pubic peeking , pungent leaking ...

"live and die in Syria." That a national industry and will not leave Syria although this so-called revolution the majority of the Syrian people with Assad according by U.S opinion polls from inside Syria unexpressed now there on the ground Syrian two types of fighters patriots and others who had come from abroad, such as al-Qaeda of course, the other type wants Syria of Islamic Emirate and you know what is the thought of these In the end they are terrorists and the Syrian government must fight them and crush them and not to divide Syria because the fall of Syria is the entry of all the region into the unknown