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Doctor, doctor, my penis is too small!
Ilana Masar
Published: 24.01.06, 12:56
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1.  all the chatterboxes so silent on this one?
alan ,   san francisco   (12.01.05)
2. #1 - Okay, Alan
Dorothy Friend ,   Tel Aviv   (12.01.05)
LOL! Hey, what do you want me to say?
3. Conspiracy
ariks   (12.01.05)
leftists have small penis
4. Width is much nicer than length
Claudia   (12.01.05)
5. Enjoy yourself no matter what........
Jacko ,   Israel   (12.01.05)
Mine is a small one about 7 cm,but last night me and my better half had great fun,it was good to the last drop,do you all think that length really matters,not at all what really counts is its writing.Enjoy yourself no matter what.
6. #4 In Shakespeare's time they said:
Dorothy Friend ,   Tel Aviv   (12.02.05)
"Short and thick, does the trick!"
7. Forget penises, what about their brains?
your ,   mother   (12.02.05)
Also, past experience has taught me that the larger the ego, the smaller the..
8. How Can You Tell If A Man Has A Tiny Penis?
Seth ,   Washington, DC   (12.03.05)
He Drives an SUV. The bigger the SUV the smaller the penis. This is a scientific fact.
9. #8
Dorothy Friend ,   Tel Aviv   (12.04.05)
There was a cartoon in one of the Israeli newspapers on this theme some 20 years ago!
10. :) Dorothy (6)
Claudia   (12.04.05)
I like to say: ''if youre short and wide, you can smack my hide'' I dont know why guys get so psycho about the length of their penis! Width is so so so so much better! So boys its not how big it is, its how wide it is and also what you do with it ;)
11. Doctor, doctor my penis is to small
moshico ,   Jerusalem   (12.04.05)
We see to many films, soaps and magazines and want to be like them. But is all fake. If it works so be happy with what you have, and if your partner is not happy go and find a new one.
12. Claudia is 100% right
Jack ,   LA   (12.04.05)
With all my respect... tweety
13. Incredible!
Dorothy Friend ,   Tel Aviv   (12.04.05)
No whining from visiting fundamentalists about how VULgar we're all being!
14. Harumph!
Scott   (12.04.05)
Why no discussion of short, dry, flacid, vaginas. I suspect sexism. On the other hand, veryone knows that it isn't the size of a vagina that is important, it's whether its owner is in the mood.
15. Solution for Scott #14 dry vagina story
(12.05.05)
Try being a cunning linguist. Dryness turns to wetness very quickly that way I promise you If youre not keen on that then try lubrication. Lots of it. Either way, a shag a day keeps the doctor away.
16. Photo on front page disturbing
EM ,   Canada   (12.04.05)
The photo on the front page for the "Magazine" section seems to display a 12 year old girl with an adult male in a sexually suggestive pose. I do not care what the real age of the models is, this is what the picture looks like, and what YNET looks like. Could you please change it?
17. My penis is 17cm
Gil ,   Tel Aviv   (12.04.05)
And very thick. Especially in the middle of the shaft (almost designed to be as awkward as possible). shaped like a bullet. This is not neccessarily that cool because most women are scared by it when it is erect and complain that it is painful (i have to admit that there are some who really love it). Plus i have a big pair of balls too. If i am honest about it, I consider myself very lucky indeed.
18. #17 Gil maybe we can send your penis to iran
(12.05.05)
and trade it in for one of those new shihab missles?
19. Arik, looks, it's hidden all that fat.
(12.05.05)
20. The whole world suffers because Zionists have tiny members
accessol ,   Spelthorne, England   (12.05.05)
Israel's soldiers it seems have an inferiority complex because of their deficiencies in this area and the Palestinians and the rest of the world must suffer whilst the Zionists attempt to prove they are "real men" by waging war against civilians. Tell them not to take it to heart so much, and just relax. Size is not that important. Mini Israel was a much happier place than Greater Israel and much more in tune with the limited attributes of the Israeli male.
21. Lighten up - Israel ismore than just politics and war!
Malaika ,   NYC/Tel-Aviv   (12.06.05)
Accessol - you just can't get past politics, can you. Well you know something, life in Israel is more than just politics and war and fighting. Israelis, Jews, are PEOPLE and people like to have sex, and male people worry about your penis size. Life goes on there, and so does a lot of sex. One guy I dated in Tel-Aviv had a penis that was like a basball bat. As Gil said it was rather scary at first, but he knew how to maeuver a large penis. There was some levity going on here, Accessol, and thank you for spoiling it. You have proven the stereotype true that the British do not know how to really enjoy life.
22. hahaha... what do Brits know about it anyway?
Gil ,   Tel Aviv   (12.06.05)
No sex please I'm British!! LOL!!! Hey Accessol, chill out man, go have a warm beer it might stop raining soon!! ;-)
23. to Lord Accessol, Britains A-Hole #20
(12.06.05)
I say! Such sexual language is altogether shocking! In my day we didnt talk about such matters of the fanny fart, sorry I mean heart, goodness gracious... We British prefer the more dignifed and one even might say, dare I say it, Kinky, approach! We prefer a lite spanking on the bottom to a shag any day! Just like accessols mommy spanks him everyday because hes such a bad bad bad boy Advice for accessol: find yourself a woman. You may find that you'll spend less time on your computer typing crap everyday.
24. #18
Gil ,   Tel Aviv   (12.06.05)
I hear those shihab missiles are really not up to the job and wouldn't be much use for ladies in Tel Aviv. Im willing to consider decent offers from Tehran though for the Gil Tzion missile if they are interested ;-)
25. Re: Gil in TA
Logic ,   Israel   (12.07.05)
I have a rare genetic situation called anacondacock. My flaccid penis reaches my ankles. It's great, except for the fact that I don't wear shorts anymore.
26. Twatitus is a serious illness mr logic
Gil ,   Tel Aviv   (12.07.05)
i think that's sittig at the heart of your problem...
27. My pet walrus also suffers from anacondacock #25
(12.08.05)
He does wear shorts though, which is very unfortunate. He can move a lot faster now though what with the extra limb and all
28. Gil Tzion - the megacocklionrocket from Zion
(12.08.05)
Do you mind if the airforce borows you for a few weeks? Im not sure if youre bisexual, but maybe we could use your rocket to give the ayatolla and ahmajinejad the wacko a nice proverbial kick up the hooter?
29. #20 Poor Accessol
Cynthia ,   USA   (12.09.05)
This guy is obsessed with Israel. He strives to fit in but has failed to find his niche. I suspect he suffers from Zionist Penis Envy. Unfortunately there is no cure for this condition. This may explain why he is so bitter and nasty. He tries to blame his inadequacies on a group of people he doesn't even know.
30. to cynthia
Lynn ,   Tel Aviv   (12.09.05)
Well said girl!
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