I have 72 Questions on the 72 Virgins that Muslims are rewarded with in heaven if they die in holy war. Could you please answer these questions for me? 1) What if the bomber wants girls with more experience? 2) What if one virgin is no good in bed? Does she get replaced or is he stuck with 71? 3) If he's gay, does he get male virgins? 4) What if he's celibate? What does he get? 5) What if he hasn't reached puberty yet? Does he get 72 Xboxes till he comes of age? 6) If he's bi, does he get 36 of each? 7) If he blows himself up while building the bomb, does he still get credit? 8) What do you call a relationship with 72 women, a menage-a- soixante-deux? 9) Are they like 72 wives or 1 wife and 71 concubines? 10) What if he's ugly or smells bad and the virgins don't want anything to do with him? 11) Is there viagra in paradise? Ya know, just in case? 12) Is there an age of consent? 13) When they're deflowered, do they get replaced by new virgins or are they "born again"? 14) Do they become his common-law wives eventually? 15) If he has a tryst with a 73rd virgin, do the others consider it cheating? 16) Do the virgins have a union? If so, can they strike if they're not satisfied? 17) Is there a temp agency that replaces virgins if they call in sick? 18) What if the bomber's into animals? Does he get accommodated? 19) Why 72? Is 71 too few? Is 73 too many? 20) If it was a female bomber, how do the male virgins prove their virginity? 21) What happens when paradise runs out of virgins? 22) Can a bomber make reservations on specific virgins before he blows himself up? 23) If there are no virgins available, is he put on a waiting list? 24) If he's a catholic priest, does he get 72 little boys? 25) Would you call a female bomber a bombshell? 26) Would you call a child bomber a bombino? 27) Is it not 73 out of respect for Barry Bond's home run record? 28) If the bomber previously dated one of the virgins, does it get awkward? 29) Do they have a bomb squad in paradise just in case one of the charges didn't go off? 30) Did they start using female bombers because they ran out of virgins for the guys? 31) If she's a lesbian, do they "convert" the virgins, or will straight girls suffice her?

Missiles are raining in israeli cities coming from the north. IDF tanks move in to the south. Thats it. IDF does not dare to enter lebanon but does dare to enter Gaza

I feel for the people of Israel.I pray you make it through this hardship like you always have.

U a stupid pervert or what?

i jsut hope the people of israel are finally learning the lesson that land for peace is a no existent option. if we wouldnt have left gaza soilders wouldnt be losing their lives now goin back in . same for all other places israel gave away .

Why don't you go to gaza and help carry some ammo for the poor terrorist. You guys can swap stories about all the "Bad ol Jews" you blew up at the local Kibbutz. If the IDF happens to catch you, you can talk your crap to their face, maybe they will let you wash a Merkava or two??

Like the Mediterranean Theatre during WWII, the Gaza Strip Theatre in this conflict will be the "soft underbelly." They may as well go after the "easier" Hamas targets first, if nothing else, but to prove to themselves that their ground maneuvers and tactics will work against stiffer Hizbollah resistence in Lebanon. Strategically, it makes sense. That's why the Allies chose to invade Italy after securing Africa, as opposed to going into France from the United Kingdom.....First prove that the tactics that will be used in Europe will work against the Italians, and then after you learn a few tough lessons.........go after the Germans.

be patient each target another method

I find it incredible that anyone can believe such absolute crap. A suicide bomber has blown himself up, his body parts are everywhere. Only a complete brainwashed moron would believe that his prick will be sown on to his body again or does this idiot think he will have a new body in heaven for the virgins. So according to these muslims in heaven its all about sex, no wonder all the tv sex shows are mostly in Arabic they seem to be a sex starved religion. Seriously to believe in the 72 virgins you would have to be absolutely brain dead and I believe the Mullah themselves know the virgin talk is rubbish

Q: What terrorist group sends Lebanese suicide bombers? A: Lezbollah.

Too funny. Thanks for the laugh!

I think we are doing a swell job in Lebanon, we don't need to send in our beloved soldiers. Our amazing pilots are doing just fine. Regarding Gaza, they are more of a hindrance than anything else, and therefore we actually need to go in to Gaza and kick ass there. Denial is a river in Egypt. Go read a proper newspaper to up your intelligence level a notch.

What happens if all the 72 virgins are Jewish, lol

1st of all : yah women also gets her self 72 men virgins , so why dont u ask about that ? , you are shallow and empty , ur mind thinks only about sex ,and woman , just to let u know and the others who comment on what u say and u made them ((laugh)) , in islam if u died defending ur home, ur money , ur famely , ur religon u will be in heaven directly . and why those people love to die is becasue they want to be near to God where he promised them the highest levels in paradise , near prophets and Good faithfull people . unlike u . 2nd : if u have any quistion about islam please visit 3rd: just to let u know muslims admires all religions and beleave in juwish and cristianty , and dont make fun of others because God is watching them , just like he watch u and the whole world. http://www.islamworld.net/ thank you

less than a week to give Israel a fisting.

israelis, please, stop the war, no more inocents murders

Hey! the Hamas and Fatahs seniors! (I suppose you monitor theseY-net pages) what about to establish Palestinian state and take all resposibility! I mean the real state with own army, police, foreign affairs, regular election, parliament, government etc. The state as e.g. Sweden, Netherlands, Mexico, Japan, Malaysia, Tunisia, Israel. As far as your „good“ and „genuine“ advisors and supporters (Syria, Iran) they have own states of theirs and what have Palestinians got?! – NOTHING. Only affliction, poverty, refugee camps, no future and hate in hearts against your nearest neighbors – the Israelis. What a fortune! The best of all is to change everything. The change needs a great portion of COURRAGE. But the courrage means PEACE, the peace means LIFE and FUTURE. France and Germany were enemies to death for many decades. But it was them who started cooperation and gave rise to EU. Do you uderstand? Instead of hostility – cooperation. Fancy? Reality! So as the first step – release Gilad Shalit. When – if not now! It is the time. Paradox! Really?! These words are the only help I can give you. And what about your courrage?

Religions. You know for a fact that you personally don't believe anything Christians or Jews tell you their religions says. You claim it is all wrong and has been changed, and Islam corrected it for them. What a bunch of crap. You do not believe in anything but the lies you have been told your whole life and for some reason you cannot accept any truth from any other religion. So don't try to fool anyone about how tolerant Islam is because they believe in Judaism and Christianity, because you don't believe a word of either. Islam is trying to run a PR campaign to the world saying "Gee we believe in the Jews and Christians religions" because denying what they say is true about their religions is just plan old rejecting them. Please quit with the PR lies OK buddy? We know the story and Islam got it wrong, and tries to dupe the fool into thinking they are OK, just don't look too deep fool, because it all falls apart.