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Khameini: Don't masturbate during Ramadan
Yaakov Lappin
Published: 04.10.06, 19:55
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1. Khameini the new Rabbi
Karaite   (10.04.06)
This ruling on the same nonsense the Talmud and orthodox Rabbis rule on. Haven’t these people ever considered reading their holy scriptures to find the answer? Or ever think that if God doesn't comment on something it's NOT a moral decision and God is indifferent either way....
2. ROTFL.....lol
Jacob ,   DC   (10.04.06)
3. so nothing better than this article for front page news?
tal   (10.04.06)
are you becoming a trashy magazine?
4. Regardless of Ynet's, this is a norm in all religions
(10.04.06)
Under strict doctrine, its forbidden, to be a human being you are above animals, one must be able to control one's desires and pleasures
5. Dear Sayyid:
Mike ,   Atlanta, USA   (10.04.06)
"If I masturbate during the month of Ramadan to the thoughts of IDF women, but do not discharge, are we cool? What about those hunky ars men? Thanks in advance for your advice. Karim Ramadan."
6. IRAN MASTURBATES THE ENITRE COUNTRY
DACON9   (10.04.06)
7. And I just bought a new bottle of Vaseline!
Ahmad ,   Ramallah   (10.04.06)
9. maybe that's why they are all crazy
Ryan ,   Calgary, Canada   (10.04.06)
they need to masturbate, hahaha. sexual frustration will drive a man mad. lol. It explains why the men are so grumpy and chant death to everything, jump up and protest a mouse farting 10 countries over, this answers so many questions, and is so funny, Israel should drop pornographic leaflets just to piss them off. lol.
11. Words of wisdom
jewish mother ,   israel   (10.04.06)
Remarkable words of wisdom from the leader of a nation of WANKERS.
12. Is self-abuse so prevalent among Arab
Brenda ,   Indiana   (10.04.06)
men their religious head has to comment on it? I've never heard any thing so funny in my life. The bit about marrying a European woman is a little scary though. Just proves that marriage is nothing to them and if it advances their cause it's okay.
14. pearls of wisdom ! ma-sha-la ( end )
cute ,   solar system   (10.04.06)
15. i am wandering is this stand up comedy or what
honest man ,   honest city   (10.04.06)
16. Arie from Afula, do not be rude!
Palestinian   (10.04.06)
and I would like you to ask what Arie means in Arabic... You will not feel okay about this name any more Arie....
17. I can't stop laughing!
AJ   (10.04.06)
18. You all should be Ashamed
Mojda   (10.04.06)
You never hear Iranians make fun of Jewish Holidays or your Rabbis. Islam is the cure for the world. No rest till Islam can secure Davids Tomb and prevent the devil from emerging.
19. TO The Palestinian
Alan ,   USA   (10.04.06)
Arie, doesnt mean what you have in mind. What you are thinking of is a totally different word, I am a syrian jew. How about this, what does "Philas-tizy" mean? Go learn what "Arie" means in Hebrew, and come back.
20. OK...... I'm on the floor
Ron ,   Los Angeles   (10.04.06)
This S**T is funny. I can't stop laughing........ See you DORKS, in a civilized world you can do any woman you want (get it). Ha....Ha.... MAN I'M STILL LAUGHING......
21. Intentional masturbating
Avi Tuchmayer ,   Jerusalem, Israel   (10.04.06)
Isn't masturbating *by definition* an intentional act? How, exactly, would someone "unintentionally" masturbate?
22. LOL at #10
David ,   Israel   (10.04.06)
The Palistinian as an excellent point. If you knew what your name means in arabic you would go change it! I asked my Syrian friend what it means and he could not stop laughing!! :-)
23. Next time I'm in Tehran I'll remember to...
Andy   (10.04.06)
accidentally masturbate.
24. You mised the real questions
Alex ,   LA, USA   (10.04.06)
Can Iranian make contract for a year with European woman in order to go to Europe to commit suicide? Answer: Yes
25. But, I thought Khameini was a jerk off..
Johnson ,   USA   (10.04.06)
So, like go stone youself you evil old fart.
26. appropriate topic
israeli ,   israel   (10.04.06)
given that these ayatollahs are a bunch of dickheads, it is only proper that they should talk about masturbation. Let them also go masturbate themselves unwillingly, as it seems to be permitted. Are these gems fatwahs or just idle ruminations?
27. Call out those virgins
jewish mother ,   israel   (10.04.06)
Just think, nothing on TV but al Jazeera, woman are covered from head to toe, no jobs, Dad is busy with the goat, and now you can't even have a quiet shuffle by yourself in the privacy of your own room without some fanatical old guy coming and chopping your hand off!! No wonder the promise of seventy virgins is so alluring. sad isn't it?
28. wankers!
john ,   uk   (10.04.06)
29. so what?
Roland ,   Jerusalem   (10.04.06)
30. Khamanei's homily
Brod ,   USA   (10.04.06)
What a lecture in the art of self-control!
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