"Ladies und Gentleman, to your left you can see authentic 20th-century Palestinian terrorists preparing to attack your bus. On your right you can see an authentic, well preserved settler beating the crap out of 18-century Arab. If you look farther on your right, you will see genuine IDF tanks, right on the verge of horizon. These types usually go out in sunset, and move in clusters. A female-guided tank is always a bit pinkish then male-guided tank, who has a bigger gun, ladies and gentleman. Also, a female-guided tank usually goes behind the male-guided.
Did we mention that out tour operator does not cover the costs of removing shrapnels?"