The more cave-ins, the fewer weapons smuggled into gaza. And, the fewer arab terrorists digging tunnels, the fewer dead Israelis. Sounds good to me.

When will any of these journalistic bright lights at the AFP, the AP or Reuters investigate why, after receiving huge sums of money from the West, Gaza is still impoverished? The usual mantra of "everything is Israel's fault" is becoming really tedious.

Since we no longer can rely on Egypt, we are going to intensify our tunneling efforts and go directly to Iran, Libya, Yemen and Great Britain Khabiri where we have far more support. After all if Great Britain and their enemy France can have a Chunnel, why can't we have a Chunnel to our closest Moslem ally in Europe? Israel has managed to destroy the boats and caravans smuggling arms to us, let's see them disrupt our tunnel to Iran. Our engineers are planning the path to come up directly in their underground reinforced bunkers in Natanz where they are housing their nuclear enrichment program and which is heavily fortified and protected. Just because the Israelis managed to take out our Hamas Lead Terrorist in Dubai, doesn't mean that they can foil out Gaza-Iran Tunnel project. Allah Hu Akhbar Wa'Mujadinhu Jemilaat

Egypt is building the wall against smuggling tunnels to help keep Gazans from killing themselves in tunnel cave-ins. Egypt knows the loss of a son by a family is hard, and is working to ensure that stops happening. Too bad Hamas demands the death of sons for its own agenda.

taken seriously as his commentary is light years ahead of anyone else's in these Talkbacks. For those of you who don't know, he has a PhD in laser engineering and is already working on the very tunnels he has written of, one from Gaza to Londonstan. Dr. Cohen's research is currently being considered by the Nobel committee in Stockholm.

Allah Ma'ak Ya Habibi (May God be with my friend) Allah hu Akhbar Wa'Mujadinhu Jemilaat (reference to saving of 160 Mujahadin from Beit Hanoun Mosque)

My family thanks you. My loved ones thank you. My colleagues and business associates thank you. My chauffeur, maid, hair stylist and clothier all thank you. We appreciate the enormity of your effort!

HUH ??? Robert what are you smoking ? would you share please?

We have elevated our efforts recently from the Richard Reid the Shoe Bomber to Abdulmutal-lab our Christmas Crotch bomber. The LAB in his name even indicates the laboratory where he studied and did his preparations for this Holy Mission against the infidel. Believe me that keeping an incendiary device in one's underwear and igniting his crotch took a lot of balls. Back to our plan. Our preparations for our Top Secret tunnel from the basement of the Mosque in Beit Hanoun directly to Natanz with a stop midway in London at Kings Crossing is going very well. At King's Crossing we will be able to go up for a quick pint while no one is watching, party a little, and then continue to Iran. If we are in luck we would arrive in time to watch them execute a few more fraudulent election protestors as we hear the Holy religious Quranic inspiration of their Mullas as they beat Chador/Burqa robed women for some reason which I simply can't remember. Nadia was a real cutie but now she is in the virgin lineup. Then we will stop to pick up some Sajjils, Shahib's, and Ashura missiles and start on our way back home. Allah Hu Akhbar Wa'Mujadinhu Jemillat (re: escape from Beit Hanoun Mosque after 19 hour seige)

smoking "humour". Without "Matty Groves" and Michael Hess of BBSNews, it's so much more fluid around Ynet, don't you agree? Hopefully, the two are banned for life!

Thank you for your prayers. By the way could I get the name and address of your hair stylist. maybe he can do a better job than Genteel Jamal who has been doing my hair ever since the surgery. I got hit by an Israeli DIME and believe me it cost a lot more than that. I have paid a fortune for transplants. They have taken all the hair from my back, ears, nose, armpits, and where the Middle Eastern Glorious Sun does not shine. But alas it still does not cover. Do you know how embarrassing it is to hear tourist point at my head and ask "Is that the Dome of the Rock?" Allah Hu Akhbar Wa'Mujadinhu Jemilaat

my personal hairsylist to you as well as my clothier, chauffeur and maid and will pay all costs out of my own business account. What address shall I send them to? One caveat: Although I am old and not fleet of foot, you are required to include me in your tunnel adventure to Londonstan. Is that agreeable?

my personal hairsylist to you as well as my clothier, chauffeur and maid and will pay all costs out of my own business account. What address shall I send them to? One caveat: Although I am old and not fleet of foot, you are required to include me in your tunnel adventure to Londonstan. Is that agreeable?

Ahmed, its Kings Cross please, not Kings Crossing. Thank you for your brilliant comical post. Keep them coming.

Robert you wont believe it but I searched Ahmed Cohen on wikipedia !! duh. The air smells sweet & is purer without our 2 resident racists. YES. BBS has posted on another thread today, so he is still breathing............. as for Matty,he is probably hooked up to his infusion adding more hate in his blood. (AWW)

Dr.Cohen & Robert,you will be needing the services of a gastronomical cook with "fleet of hands" I will be happy to join your adventure without payment & you both will be more than happy when devouring my splendid cooking.

Thank both of you! Your humour have delighted me and made my day better. Thanks again.

the devil.

Egypt finishes it steel tunnel barrier and they have no where to tunnel. Being an live unemployed tunneler is better than being dead.

I answered your post twice and YNET censored my answer with my address but apparently YNET couldn't find anyone who understood Arabic enough to understand what I wrote. IT SHOULD NOT HAVE VIOLATED ANY RULES!!!!! I will try again with a separate post.

They smuggle everything, food, donkeys, chickens,lamb, & of course weapons via their tunnels.

Do you know how make Gefilte Fish with Zhug? In my experience with gastronomical cooking, I always ended up with the GAS.

But after extensive analysis and comparison of the similarities of all the TB that they censored, I think I found the answer. While computer scientists are working hard on AI (Artificial Intelligence) YNET's automated censoring system uses NS (Natural Stupidity) to achieve their results. I think that my next attempt will succeed. Inshallah.

I can make any kind of dish you heart desires, with promises of no gas & no indigestion.Once you taste my cooking you will be addicted to it.

Having many dumbos read our talkbacks is futile & boring.So yes, an automated censoring syetem is used here.

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO SEND THE ABOVE REPLY TO SAID PERSON WHO IS RATHER GOOD. SO PLEASE PUT THE POSTI SENT OUT. TODA

Actually all his posts are very good,and humerous.I like the man,his style,his moniker,all of it. C'mon Ynet dish it out will ya?