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2009 sees sharp drop in conversion rates
Kobi Nahshoni
Published: 10.02.10, 15:49
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31. ""Mike "authorized" ..to be a Netzarim"
Calev Pillheisner   (02.13.10)
Can I authorize people to be Netzarim too!!! I think I saw this on an infommecial. ...but will you throw in the slicer dicer yet durable knife set too? Watch I percieve the ease it is to don people netzarim: Bibi WHAM Netzarim! See that. A beautiful Netzarim replica. But wait you get the anti netzarimer kit, a 500 shekel value....a b s o l u t e l y FREE! This is how it works. Remember that Bibi Netzarim replica we created. Whabam Bibi UNetzarim undo!!! Lets see that again. Wham!.. Whabam! - No change the Bibi looks just like the orginal only has passed to two phases of netzarim replication. Order now and will throw in a fraudulent Padikit false certificate maker that allows you to pretend you have halacha authorization. Why not order now the Rabbis have it. ORDER NOW! Oh Ynet how you can put a smile on our faces. LOL
32. 22 - fault in your loopy logic
mike ,   israel (formerly usa   (02.13.10)
"The "New Testament" REQUIRES supersession (else Torah precludes your NT) and displacement theology." can you spot the errors in this statement? you are either consciously misrepresenting facts again or you are ignorant (or both). that is, if you're really the expert on christian matters you yourself claim to be (and you wonder why i doubt all your other unsubstantiated claims about yourself). seems either you were brought up in a christian cult that taught you something other than the bible, or that 'epiphany' you had might have short-circuited something important. or both, who knows? well, that's about par for the course with the nutzarim.
33. 30 - it's pakeed that plays the word games, not me
mike ,   israel (formerly usa   (02.13.10)
when speaking to teh pakeed you must know that "yehoshua" refers to a non-historical invented caricature of pakeed's fantasy. sure his name was originally yehoshua/yeshua or whatever, but these are word games pakeed plays which reinforce his highly structured world paradigm that is built on false foundations. he thinks that by giving new definitions to vocabulary, one can change the past and present. but then again, that is how his mind functions, and i'm not into revising the past for my own purposes.
34. 31 - yes, you too can have the power!
mike ,   israel (formerly usa   (02.13.10)
that's the beauty of nutzarim - you can mock them and they think it's a serious legal challenge to their 'authority'. it's like watching a bad sci-fi movie - so serious and painfully ridiculous that it's unintentionally pretty funny.
35. #34 Return Policy? :-(
Calev   (02.13.10)
My Bibi is not behaving properly since the conversion. That and I think there is some sort of mix up. See when I go to a Mizrahi neighborhood and walk up to strangers and say "Wham" they punch me on the nose. When I say "Whambam" they just kick harder. I think they mixed the order and shipping instructions. I didn;t think order the secret pagan yeshu kit. Plus I WANT MY slicer dicer yet durable knife set!!!!!
36. 35 - oops, you didn't read the small print
mike ,   israel (formerly usa   (02.13.10)
it says "offer is void when used on normal people". only works in fantasy land. try going down to ra'anana - i hear you can get some action there.
37. #36 Aww why did you do that!!!
Calev   (02.15.10)
You had to pick on the people of Rannnana. Sorry mike but I have no choice. You must be chastise the only way I know how.... ...wham mike netazarim!!!!!! To quote a fictional movie Thinner "Why dont you eat the pie"..."white man from town"
38. 37 - awesome
mike ,   israel (formerly usa   (02.15.10)
making me a nutzarim? wow. feels weird, not like i imagined (who could have, i wonder?). well, enough of that - i quit! now i can officially say i'm an ex-nutzarim. i like that. i can now be completely virulent toward the religious group i just left, just like teh pakeed himself does with christianity. thanks, you brightened an otherwise dreary day for me :-)
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