enjoy being able to balance a checkbook.

After reading this article on how well different Jewish banks, companies and individuals are doing, I am beginning to feel like a Jewish failure because I am making minimum wage and I am also in debt. Perhaps I should convert into something else or just finish myself off. It just makes me feel like a nobody and a worthless person since I am not materially well off. Thank you for your materialist values and belief that this life is the only one that counts. It gives me little comfort.