Ahmadinejad: God has chosen my successor
Dudi Cohen
Published: 19.03.11, 14:27
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1. It's Mordechai his successor!
2. Hmm The little bearded monkey
Brazen   (03.19.11)
feels or thinks he's gonna meet his maker? No need for a replacement? Maybe there is a silver lining to this dark era of time?
3. So, Ahmadinejad is in the monkey business
jo   (03.19.11)
The little monkey in the rocket is ahmadinejad's god; sent up to test the heavens. Maybe he will find a replacement there, as only a celestial 'thing ' is being considered a wordy successor. Maybe a larger monkey? A gorilla or Orang outang type?
4. Well, we know it won't be
Sarah B ,   U.S.A. / Israel   (03.19.11)
... any of the 20,000 people murdered by the Revolutionary Guard following nationwide protests throughout Iran following the rigged elections .....
5. No Fair
IZL   (03.19.11)
How come god never tells me whats going to happen next?
6. if there is a god, then he will send the monkey-rocket back
eporue ,   europe   (03.19.11)
on this day...
7. The Monkey's Replacement
Edward ,   Savannah, USA   (03.19.11)
I say we ought to depose of this scumbag like they want to do to Gaddafi and find WHO his replacement will be!!! We can kill two birds with one stone...we can send this idiot to meet his devil god and find out who wants to follow in his footsteps after him!!!
8. To: No. 6
Sarah B ,   U.S.A. / Israel   (03.19.11)
LOL! I'm waiting for the Iranian government's announcement that the stuffed monkey returned to earth alive and well, and is eating and behaving normally! That would actually be in keeping with pretty much all of the announcements that issue forth from Teheran ....
9. And his successor will be...
manicdrummer ,   Madison, USA   (03.19.11)
...the cutest little Siberian husky puppy this side of the Euphrates! Awwww.
10. Ahmadinejad feels he will not survive next elections and is
leo ,   usa   (03.19.11)
trying to stop the anti-Mullah process, which is currently afoot in Iran. Hopefully he will fail. Few more years Ahmedik, few more years. Iran and Israel will be friends again and soon.
Orao. ,   Srbia.   (03.19.11)
- HIS NAME IS - " DEFEAT IN WAR "!!!. This isn't the first time that Ahmdinejad, a devout Shiite Muslim, predicts the political future his country - I CAN ALSO PREDICT THE POLITICAL FUTURE FOR YOUR COUNTRY - IT IS - " DEFEAT IN WAR " !!!. Orao.Srbia.
12. Isn't this guy in orbit at the moment??
david ,   uk   (03.19.11)
13. He's not the only monkey in the forest
Ilan ,   Ariel   (03.19.11)
Will gods will be made known soon.
14. To Ynetnews Staff: If I design
Brazen   (03.19.11)
a tee-shirt with a monkey on the front with resembence to the little bearded monkey and a caption saying I (amadigagrave) banana's over Israel will you buy it? I would wesr it proudly. Shabat Shalom
15. The Little Monkey's replacement!
Spencer ,   Israel   (03.19.11)
Maybe the little monkey has seen the light and knows he's on his way out. Well, good riddance and the sooner the better.
16. Ahmagonnaneedajob
Randy ,   Dallas TEXAS   (03.19.11)
ahmagonnaneedajob or ahbeenanutjob or achmagenocide
17. The Shah s grandson
ORA ,   JERUSALEM   (03.19.11)
18. #6 You forget the trade agreements
Cynthia ,   USA   (03.19.11)
When the stuffed monkey returns, he'll report how he met with martians and they're eager to expand trade agreements with the Islamic Republic. But only on the condition that Ahmadinejad stays in office. Ahmadinejad will hesitate a few seconds, throw his successor under the bus and announce God changed his mind.
19. G-d has nothing to do with you!
Hal ,   Usa   (03.19.11)
That buzzing in you ears Mr Ahmananodudeinajam is not G-d speaking, it is the Lord of the Flies AKA Beelzebub, Satan, you know, the power behind your lunatic empire. Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
20. successor
J.K. ,   Brooklyn USA   (03.20.11)
It seems that gadafi is losing his job,so,with his female attire,gadafi is the most suitable, to be ahmadinejad's Lady in waiting.
21. Why are jews so racist?
IRAN#1   (03.20.11)
Monkey this monkey that...what do you think about Africans and are you brave enough to say it to their face HAHAH!!!!!!
22. Yet another misinterpretation
Mohammad ,   Tehran, Iran   (03.20.11)
At first, by seeing the title I was shocked! I thought 'Wow! Did he really said that?' Than I found the original speech in Persian ( and read it to find the piece quoted. I can only say that this is a textbook example of misinterpretation and taking out of context; if you know Persian and are familiar with Iranian culture, you can confirm that Ahmadinejad is merely citing the Islamic belief of Taqdir (or predestination). There is nothing in his sentences that can be interpreted as him indicating any intention of electoral fraud. Ynetnews, please research the issue and acknowledge the misinterpretation.
23. Ape man of Tehran to be replaced by a babbon
Avi ,   Israel   (03.20.11)
Now be honest can anyone out there tell the difference ?
24. I see his successor on the sidewalk
BEN JABO ,   ISRAEL   (03.20.11)
A dog left it, just one more piece of crap
25. #21 IRAN#1 I know why you're offended
BEN JABO ,   ISRAEL   (03.20.11)
You part of the family of monkeys Since you mentioned Racism, what does the Koran say about Dhimmi's, you dummy ?
IRAN IS FINISHED   (03.20.11)
27. Iranian people are friends of Israel...
Robert ,   NY USA   (03.20.11)
That's nice. Now convince the Ayatollah and Nasrallah with out getting fired. And if you Quds have the real settlers and occupiers go back to Jordan, Egypt, and Lebanon.
28. #21
Iranian Jew ,   LA   (03.20.11)
We call him monkey because he acts like one. We don't call Africans monkeys, but you just did. That is racism from you. It's your monkey that has problem with us. So we despise him not all Iranians. And we call him the monkey. You should read more before you come to this forum.
29. #22
Iranian Jew ,   La   (03.20.11)
Dear Mohamed! Please. Spare us the extra bs analisys of the useless speech of this guy. The uneducated masses and naive youth of Iran buys into this but not us. There is no misunderstanding of his agenda. We know he is our enemy and that is it.
30. astounding
Kabala.Chabad stdt. ,   Niles.IL.USA   (03.20.11)
G.d is in control when it involves kings and leaders of all nations as we are to pray for them AND as we are in the days before King Moshiach speedily in our days
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