Mossad seeks Chinese speakers
Itamar Eichner
Published: 05.01.12, 17:53
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1. Ouch!
Henry from New York ,   USA   (01.05.12)
My forehead now hurts from my hand striking it so hard!
2. Hmmm, I speak German...could this be
Chris Rettenmoser ,   Bayerisch Gmain Germ   (01.05.12)
a deal ?
3. Being me a person of excellent multilanguagistic endeavours
tom ,   tel aviv   (01.05.12)
respectfully providing aid and my bodily functions to this Zionist Organisation of Information Obtaining Capacity. with Honor and greetings Tou-Maas
4. speak a da chinese
jojo   (01.05.12)
I would like to sign up most of my 10th grade English class for this position.
5. get a cook from Tel Aviv chinese takeaway
6. Lose the beard and payis to be a spy in Bejing.
Bunnie Meyer ,   Los Angeles, CA USA   (01.05.12)
7. seek the knowledge even in china
haj ,   jerusalem   (01.05.12)
8. #3 You are rejected!
We do not accept people who think that a single neuron can be called "brain". And you can keep your "bodily functions" to yourself. Like until now, you can keep using them for extracting your "bodily fluids".
9. #6 You must be bursting with pride at your "wit", eh?
10. Can I wear funny hats and colorful robes?
Elvis ,   Memphis   (01.06.12)
11. No, but I can tell you...
Gunnar ,   Gothenburg, Sweden   (01.06.12)
...what the Chinese leadership is all about. A bunch of Communist dictators and murderers without a decent bone in their body. Nothing but cynicism, maintaining "stability" and economic gain is what decides their course of action. In other words: THEY MUST NEVER BE TRUSTED!!!! Am I hired?
12. gunnar
chai min ,   usa   (01.06.12)
you're funny, gunnar. china and her citizens will be going strong, LONG after Sweden, the self proclaimed center of progressivism has been consumed by it's muslim immigrants!
13. #10 You already do, moron.
14. Has anyone checked at the white house?
James ,   Raleigh US   (01.06.12)
To be sure he can speak Chinese considering how much of our money he is giving to them. Oh..wait. I think he is already spying for them. Never mind.
15. #14. Claims that Obama is either a dictator or a Chinese spy
Henry from New York ,   USA   (01.06.12)
are ridiculous. He is ineffectiveand that is all.
16. To: No. 1
Sarah B ,   U.S.A. / Israel   (01.06.12)
Try striking it a little harder. It might pound some sense into your head.
17. To: No. 15
Sarah B ,   U.S.A. / Israel   (01.06.12)
Obama works for the American people. The American people are, overwhelmingly, supporters of Israel. Obama's agenda is decidedly anti-Israel. He is far, far more insidious than being merely "ineffective."
18. Ofcourse he's not a spy....
James ,   Raleigh US   (01.06.12)
Spies feed our enemies information in secret. Obama does it for everyone to see.
19. #1, Hard facepalm over publishing such things I'm afraid. =p
Henry from New York ,   USA   (01.07.12)
Then again it's Mossad's fault for basically saying in public that they need people to spy on China (not that spying on them isn't an obvious thing to do and they're most likely doing it). No one will believe that you are the real Sarah if you resort to ad hominem remarks good sir/ma'am. Doing so tends to show that one has lost what ever debate or argument they were engaged in at the time, though I suspect that this concern is of secondary importance. #17. He wants to be friends with everyone, even those who have no desire to be friends with us. Ineffective and naive then - dangerously so. I was taking issue with the assertion that he is either a spy or (as said in a different TB for a different article), a dictator. Both of these would mean he was strong and know what he is doing, whereas the opposite is true.
20. german??
d.s ,   germany   (01.07.12)
Hi..I speak german and english..but i have also of course contact to china..on two ways
21. Good one, #13
Cameron ,   USA   (01.07.12)
Had to laugh reading that.
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