Why not a suicide belt!? He would win much admiration! The monkey that might have been sent up up a week ago disappeared and most of the world strongly wishes that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad would too. ourchangingglobe dot com/iran-lied-about-the-success-of-its-monkey-launch Replace the word with a . and remove the spaces.

I think that we can take that as an open admission that both of Iran's space shots failed. Well, Ahmedinejad cannot run for president again, isn't that correct? Send him skywards. He is, after all, soon to be a man without a job -- never mind a dinner jacket!

OHHH YESSSSS YESS YESS, please mount that rocket snd fligh high high I trust the iranisn technology. I agree with him, he should be the first iranian in space. I just can't wait. Pleaseeeeeee go fast in your rocket

up there.

and dont return. Take some colleagues with you and a goat.

oh please get on that one way trip already!!

launched on a flight that cannot return to earth...it would be fun watching how he would deal with it

Why would Iran pick him to put in orbit? Iran has purportedly already put a monkey into space.

Racking up the Frequent Flyer Miles? Hopefully he will FLY OFF To He Wild Blue Yonder! Bye Bye little bearded monkey and GOOD RIDENCE!

Get it? Its called "Iranian Space Program".

All seem s to be going according to plan and the only way you can please few readers in the coloumn is to distract them with your flimsy beliefs and fantasies that you have been inserting in your talk-back coloumn. Iranian space programme has made the progress and the Zionist media have been cautiously releasing news in bits and pices.Have a nice day.

Of course, an astronaut needs to be axcually capable at things other than threats and bluster. If the technology won't fail him, his own incapacity to perform the job will do him in. I am already anticipating the detonation about six seconds after take-off.

to put the other monkey company. They both suit each other

your desition. I'm shure for the first time all the jews agree with you. But the monkys knew how to do the job, you have to prepare yourself more than them. Hope you dont come back.

Why you like to participate with the Jews ? May be you look like monkey same like AAhmednijab

is necessary. Small monkey and big monkey must be launched together. I recommend the tau ceti star as target, marry there and have a lot of medium size monkeys.

Ah..the 2nd monkey for the space trip...good idea..this 'monkey' is much easier to spot out and can't be substituted with another one after the return :D hahaha

which is getting really childish and boring. And in the meantime, we do not know if the Iranian space program is real or just propaganda. If Iran really does have the ability to send a monkey into space and return it safely, they can do it with a human too. If, in the future, Israel has to deal with the Iranian threat, I would like to be assured that technologically we are still ahead of them. It is disturbing to read the innovative anouncements from Iran while Israel is not providing a clear answer to a very important question: is our military really superior to their's?

can provide you one space ship tomorow if you wil be the astronaut, and now cost.

Please do not send Ahmadinejad to space! He is the source of so much entertainment. Besides, that would rob the wise and Israel loving Mahmood of London of opportunities to post on this site.

May he get his wish.

Ahmedinejad is a real space person