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Iran: We have a time machine
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Published: 11.04.13, 11:56
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31. It Has Been Verified As Accurate
Bill ,   New York, USA   (04.11.13)
The scientist inquired into the Iranian future and was shown a desolate hellscape. See, it works!
32. how can you say its 98% accuracy
zionist forever   (04.11.13)
He has built this time machine that will let him see 8 years into the future with a 98% accuracy. If this future is still 8 years away how does he know its not 100% accurate? This is actually exactly what Iran needs. They can work out to the minute when they will get their first nuke and they will know before it happens if Israel or the US intend to attack. I wonder if the laptop his time machine on is a MAC because that would explain things as Apple have designed a computer back up storage device called Time Machine.
33. Jealous Sarah B?
(04.11.13)
34. I am sure he is right -But it ain't that hard
Ron ,   Melbourne, Australia   (04.11.13)
I do not think it too difficult to predicts ones future 8 year forward in a dictatorial, theocratic regime run by mad Mullahs, etc - basically the algorithm is ... life is getting worst... personal freedom less....etc....
35. Time Mashine
alex ,   ny   (04.11.13)
Big deal -Time machine. I wish he'd rather invent a machine that provides their leader with 72 virgins without committing suicide by nukes.
36. Iran time machine
Victor Teves ,   Iligan, Phil   (04.11.13)
This man has to eat his lunch on time. His only right prediction is that China will copy it overnight, in millions.
37. Let's hope He's their best scientist
Avi ,   USA   (04.11.13)
38. To: No. 33
Sarah B ,   U.S.A. / Israel   (04.12.13)
Of course not! I already have a mood ring and a pet rock. What's to be jealous about? Iran? Gee, you'd think with this brand-new additional fantabulous invention, they'd have figured out how to combat the devastating effect the sanctions have had. Oh, magic time machine, please tell the Iranian people when the price for a ten-kilo bag of rice will drop below twenty thousand United States dollars! Please! Inquiring minds -- at least in Iran -- want to know! Jealous? You couldn't find anyone living in a hut in Haiti that is jealous of Iran. Happy hunting!
39. I believe his time machine works at 98% accuracy...
Daniel Barnett   (04.12.13)
were 'accuracy' the algorithmic value representing zero! Oh, and I also believe in Iran's ability to develop today a stealth fighter jet, not!
40. Is the biggest prophet of Moslem Word
Avram Goldsmith ,   Toronto, Canada   (04.12.13)
Mecca is end, end finished.
41. We have known this for years.
Steven Wilson ,   Anchorage, Alaska   (04.12.13)
They broke the piece of junk ....and have been stuck in the 6th century ever since then.
42. To: No. 30
Sarah B ,   U.S.A. / Israel   (04.12.13)
Go crawl back under your uneducated rock. Don't you have toilets to clean, beds to make? C'mon -- earn your living! Or do you just live off the hard-earned money of taxpayers. Which is it, dear? Are you a minimum-wage slave, or do you just let others pay your way? Disgusting, you are! Get a life -- or, at the very least -- get a job.
43. Time travel
Cyril ,   Alumim, Israel   (04.12.13)
I can't see myself buying one, the guy can't even get today's date right. It's not April; 1st!
44. 100% of the people will fall into the 2% inaccuracy
Israeli Texan   (04.12.13)
Duh....
45. Um even the Cinese would not mass produce
Loli ,   USA   (04.12.13)
This crap.
46. We used to call them clocks!
Robert ,   New Jersey, USA   (04.12.13)
47. Does Ahmadinejad like the machine?
Dino ,   US   (04.12.13)
Predicts his next job will be janitor at Bushehr plant after it's destroyed by massive earthquake. Khamenei will be chased out of the country and replaced by a new freedom loving Youth Movement. Revolutionary Guards will cash in on oil revenues and move to remote desert island where they can dress in black and ride motorcyles all day. Good machine. Very accurate!
48. Israeli time machine,NUKE IRAN,send it back to the stone age
Davy   (04.12.13)
49. # TO 25 SARAH
Monique Shimshowitz ,   Rananaa   (04.12.13)
Yes, baby, AM ISRAEL CHAI, but only within the Green Line. And you don't need a time machine to foresee that... got it, baby?
50. Gotta give 'em credit, their pot must be REALLY good!
tok'n   (04.12.13)
51. Time machine
David Asleson ,   Minneapolis USA   (04.12.13)
This time machine must show Irans military might was blown back to the Stone Age.
52. Iran's future is...
Dan   (04.12.13)
Surprisingly pleasant. After dragging the country to the brink of suicide, and following the collapse of Syria and Hizbollah, the mullahs are thrown out and young Iranians, always more intelligent than the Arabs, rejoin the real world.
53. Slight Bug It works - but only backwards
Steve ,   dallas USA   (04.13.13)
Just one slight error. It only works backwards so the Iranians can now accurately predict the past - back 5 whole years. Ahminadinijad was named the winner of the election apparently . As soon as they work that one slight bug out, they will have something amazing.
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