.... please don't forget your headgear and, for heaven's sake, cover up that disgusting turkey wattle that passes for your neck and throat. You wouldn't want to strain the abilities of Iran's photoshop crew, now, would you? At least have sufficient compassion to wear black. I think the Iranian photoshop crew can handle magic markers.

OB and Co will go for hook line and sinker. All will be declared well and sanctions eased.