At least it's "safe sex".

The goat is at fault because it should have dressed more modestly. A man can't be expected to control his urges.

An insult to compare this unfortunate Goat with Baroness Ashton .The goat is far better looking.

I once had sex with some dried fruit but was promptly told " Never on a first Date :...ha ha ha ha ha LOL.

Last night I had a Dream: I was stranded on a desert Island , just me ,a Goat and Catherine( Baroness no less ) Ashton who both wanted me to make love to them .And it was such a dilemma.....

dear Talk-backers, for loads of belly - laughs! Each comment became funnier as I scrolled the list! A nice way to close our Days of Awe: with a good laugh into the New Year! L'Shanah Tovah everyone!

Blowing the Rams' horn and blowing the Chauffeur on high -holydays....

What with all the sad news lately of syria and poison gas and suffering ,it does our souls good to have a laugh. SHANA TOVA.

Or should that be grab your Coat ???

Naah...naa ..

The Goat has "welcomed syrian weapons deal."

Yo ,Robert Newman ,thank G-d he is not a jew-man ,is in captivity ,for longevity ,for his bestiality ,a harsh reality ,and depravity which defies gravity ,he can not gloat ,cos he violated a Goat , this yarn ,took place in a barn , the truth I did varnish ,yo his reputation is tarnished ,this story aint tall ,cos now I have heard it all.

Girlfriend .Often .Away .Tragic.