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Double agent dolphin: Hamas catches 'Israeli spy' at sea
Liad Osmo, Roi Kais
Published: 19.08.15, 14:06
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1. Flipper the mossad agent
Benji ,   US   (08.19.15)
Love the camera on the fin. Had no idea dolphins are capable of shooting arrows. What will the Israelis think of next? How about snakes and crocodiles to slither through the tunnels. That would be a nice welcome for Hamas.
2. Love struck dolphins none too reliable
UR   (08.19.15)
The Ukrainian dolphins seized by Russia (or, as Putin would have it, which defected to Russia) when it took over Crimea are said to be distracted by female dolphins during military exercises. It's a risk of military strategy which has to be factored into planning - they are liable to swim off and take care of business for about a week or so, until they swim back again ready for duty again. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2756496/Russia-confirms-Putin-commander-chief-highly-trained-spy-dolphin-units-seized-Crimea-Ukraine.html
3. Practice you English
Gimme a break ,   Jlem   (08.19.15)
A double agent is one who proports to be acting on behalf of one party but is secretly acting against them on behalf of another... has this dolphin "turned" ? The story definitely doesn't suggest so
4. Trade how many Schalit's for the dolphin?
Jewish Doctor ,   America is beautiful   (08.19.15)
will they let it go if it goes on a hunger strike? Will the dolphin confess? Is the dolphin Jewish? Is the dolphin kosher to eat? Does it speak hebrew? Are it's Israeli handlers keeping the dolphin's family as prisoner's or worse? Is the dolphin demanding a right of return? The whole thing smells fishy to me...and what's the porpoise of this whale of a fish tale? The arabs lie but it's always the Jew's fault.
5. I heard Hamas is blaming Mossad for jock itch
Shep ,   Memphis   (08.19.15)
6. Legal Team speaks out
Sherlock Holmes ,   London England   (08.20.15)
The Dolphin's legal team claim their client is innocent of all charges and has been confused with a Dolphin submarine or a Miami Dolphins team player. 340 liberal rabbis have called on President Obama to grant the Dolphin asylum as a victim of political persecution.
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