Yo , is it really rude or lewd ,to be nude ?, keep your eyes glued , thoughts for food , you have to be in the mood ,to get nude ,is it such a sin ? to display acres of skin , best to take it on the chin , do not look at yo next-of-kin , Is morality going down the tubes ,when you see a few pubes ,like some rubiks cubes , cause it aint rubik to be pubic , so put all of this asunder ,do not go naked down under , so whether your name is Roi , Ruthie or Ruth , this is da naked truth .

One for the pink or one for the stink ...

Another vulgarity from Lady Proud Not Knowing Tchekhov...