Trumps' bark is worse than his bite....

won’t let him bomb the Rocket Man.

America must do all it can to keep the wolf from the door.....

Yo , more rap so go close your trap , to this rap you will hark, cause this about bark , do not go out alone after dark , they walk the President in the park , when he is not on the telephone he is chewing on a bone, this aint convention ,more like a bone of contention , cause the President is rich ,and life can be a bitch , so clear the fog , in power we need a dog ,the limelight he likes to hog, the media he likes to feed ,when he is not on his lead .

Sir , take the remarks comparing you to a dog as a compliment ,after all ,dogs are lovable ,loyal and highly intelligent .

I have a bone to pick with you.

FETCH.......

President Trump should know that when one holds a position of high office ,one must have ,or acquire ,a very thick skin because this office will inevitably attract criticism and the one who holds office must accept that and deal with it ,or become impervious. Take for example Prime Minister of Israel Netanyahu , he is thick-skinned and does not let insults nor criticism adversely affect him .Trump would do well to follow Netanyahus' example. Also, not taking oneself too seriously works wonders .

To the leaders of North Korea and the United States, Wishing you and all of us ,a happy new year .Chill out and let's enjoy life together in peace , life is too short ......

A man , a simple jew , passed away and went straight to the next world ,known as the Olam Habah. He was instantly told that there was a mistake and he must return to this world because it was not yet his time .
Upon his return to this world , he awoke to find himself surrounded by many curious folk ,eager to find out what lies on the other side ,what the olam habah is really like . The man told them: Friends, the next world is truly wonderful ,a paradise. The people who are so very important down here are nobodies up there in the world-to-come ,and all the people here who are nothing ,the nobodies down here ,are all highly important in the world-to-come. WORLD LEADERS TAKE NOTE.

The north koreans called him a three-letter name ,they could have called him some four -letter ones.....

What is the difference between ego and a few $$ ? a few dollars is worth the price of a cup of coffee......

I offer to train him well ,including how to ne house-trained .

I think it's gonna be a long long time ;
I miss my wife ;
I'm not the man they think I am at home in North Korea;
oh no no I'm a rocket man ;
burning up my fuse here alone.

If you can not ,or are unwilling ,to take the heat ( a.k.a. criticism ), then do not enter the kitchen of politics.

What is the difference between a pitbull ,a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother ? the pitbull and rottweiler eventually let go ...

President Trump seems to be intent on provoking North Korea and initiating a war .If I am not mistaken ,Trump called the korean president " Rocket man" before the Korean responded by calling Trump " a barking dog." Trump should be careful what he wishes for ,because he might just get it ,and most normal folk are not eager for nuclear war any time soon.

All this name -calling and abuse ,from both the korean and american leaders ,is childish and undignified ,frankly embarrassing. Trump is a breath of fresh air in many ways ,refreshingly natural ,unaffected and straight-talking ,but he could do with avoiding these pointless name calling sessions or episodes ,they do not help. The office of president should be dignified.Ditto for the north korean leader .

This fellow has a young and very beautiful wife whom he feels the need to constantly impress ,which is why he extends his chest and beats it in a very macho manner to display his male dominance. If he starts a world war that is of secondary concern.

Kim KNOWS this and he laughs about barkies new JOKE sanctions.

Its time the USA gives South Korea an ultimatum: You stop your support and all dealing with North Korea or same rolls that we are dappling to all who does business with North Korea will apply to you too, plus we will withdraw the US forces that are protecting you. Its time to stop playing around. (It is insane for the US arm forces to protect you while at same time you are providing financial assistance to them.) Play you kind of politics with the lives of your soldiers and at your own expense. Till now every few years the North Korean leader will throw a fit and create incidents like what is happening now and the Obama, Bush Clinton administrations will pacify him with sending hundreds of millions of dollars under to help "feed the starving North Koreans" We all know the money went to the oppressive North Korean regime and for all we know, it helped their ability to develop their Nuclear capabilities. You can hate Trump as much as you want but he is the first to stop this incoherent event.

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough.

Once upon a time there was a little boy ,an orange little boy. And this boy was a Dreamer and he was very hard-working and ambitious. He dreamed of being a very important man one day. And his mummy and daddy did love him ,but they were also afraid of the orange lad ,and whatever he wanted mummy and daddy always said yes, they could never tell him NO ,because they were afraid .
Fast forward ,the orange boy became a handsome man and he was good at business and he became very rich ,beyond his wildest dreams .And many people worked for him but they were all afraid of ever saying NO to him. One day , this man became the leader of the free world, and another leader far far away told the orange leader NO , NO and again NO. The orange man became very angry ,furious in fact because nobody had ever said no to him before ,even his parents were too scared to say no. And the orange man went to war against the people faraway who told him to go take a running jump .And they lived ,or perished ,happily ever after.