tell us about the missile deal? Did India buy missiles from you devils?

Some of us have hot food waiting....

Simply wants to deflect attention from the actions of his son, and his corruption.

Highly unlikely that trump will still be in office in a years time

A thief was caught in the act and sentenced to die. He was brought before the king, and in the Royal Presence was asked: "Is there any reason at all your head shouldn't be cut off right now?"
To which he replied: "Oh Mighty King live forever. Know that I, a common thief, am the greatest teacher in your kingdom. It would surely be a waste to kill such a great teacher. So skilled am I, that I could even teach your favorite horse to talk, if only I were given a year to do so."
This amused the king and he said: "Very well then, you move into the stable immediately and if the horse doesn't talk a year from now, we shall hang you."

As he was returned to his cell to collect his things, his cellmates remonstrated him: "Now that was really stupid. You know that you can not teach that horse to talk."

The thief's response was: "Not at all. I have a year now that I didn't have before. Much can happen in a year. The King may die, The Horse might die, I might die...or

who knows perhaps the horse might talk.

Great story about the King's horse in the stable, A STABLE GENIUS.