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Iranian general says Israel stealing Iran's clouds
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Published: 02.07.18, 20:15
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1. & you should see the amazing vacuum cleaner that does this!
Rafi ,   US   (07.03.18)
2. Really!
I usually dont ,   Raanana   (07.02.18)
This makes my brain hurt, literalIy blame Israel for everything. I wish this was true at least then it means we could solve our water probelns here.
3. Stealing clouds!
Birdi ,   Israel   (07.02.18)
Insanity for sure!
4. let's steal the very potent stuff the general's been smoking
(07.02.18)
Way more interesting than clouds and water.
5. I Couldn't Make this Stuff up.
Jason,Ph.D. ,   Charlotte   (07.02.18)
Is there any end to the stupidity and ignorance of Israel's enemies?
6. Indeed, Jews are cleaver and strong
Jorge Natalio Felipe ,   Coatepec,Veracruz,Mé   (07.02.18)
Musulmaniatics, have to be afraid. Jews people hold the best brain in the human race
7. Jews make the desert bloom, by stealing Iran's rain
Steve Benassi   (07.02.18)
8. N/A
Arnold ,   San Jose, Ca.   (07.02.18)
It's been several days since I've had a good laugh. Without this big shot from Iran spewing this bilge, I may have waited another week or two before getting a good laugh. This bazaar statement from a man of importance in Iran is really something. His staff needs to edit his pronouncements. On the other hand, let him speak out on other things. This, is really funny.
9. Israel and Cloud technologies
FelixPerez ,   Jerusalem   (07.02.18)
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Israël is indeed among the best ones in " 'Cloud' technologies "
https://www.israel21c.org/cloud-cover-israels-top-eight-cloud-computing-firms-2/
10. tech to make it rain or snow exists for a while so possible
(07.02.18)
Numerous nations including Israel have the tech to make it rain by putting chemicals in the clouds.
China made it snow, was even on tv.

So Israel could be taking the rain from the clouds before it moves to Iran.

not saying its true but is possible.
11. I read a funny article about iranians using the passport
Tehraniporou   (07.03.18)
route to defeat sanctions, it can happen outside that scope fro other reasons. On my watch and without giving identification details I have seen Belize selling passports to a French family before their relocation to Monaco in order to avoid getting caught by the de gaule treaty barring French residents to be exempt from taxes there. Other widely known schemes are the Dubai, Bahrain and Saint Kitts and Nevis and Caikos islands routes. Back in the days, I wont name some banks that had their offices in a consulate of an exotic country and allowed some limited people to benefit from a complete immunity of jurisdiction for all purposes. Israel could also be used by some businessmen as an interesting platform in some elaborate schemes. Those worrying sanctions could also look some virtual currencies platforms in certain jurisdictions that allow coins to e issued without being qualified as securities. You can have complex asset backed collaterals deals
12. Meteorological Madness
Michael Weizmann   (07.03.18)
Meteorological Madness
miles wislang (03.07.18)
LOL !! Hasn’t the general heard of Elijah’s prayer-for-rain on Mt Carmel, and how the prophet sent his helper lad to look for clouds on the horizon?

The general would do well to try calling up a latter-day prophet working in the spirit of Elijah and beg his assistance. But I suspect all the general would hear is the stony silence of divine judgement.

In the meantime perhaps the general would like to consider Hashem’s view on the devastation that Iran-assisted Gazans are wreaking in southern Israel with their smoke-cloud generators fueled by those mountains of burning tyres
13. Ahmadinejad claimed it years ago:
Isaac Levy ,   Los Angeles   (07.03.18)
https://www.livescience.com/34206-iran-ahmadinejad-clouds-drought.html
14. What Cloud: Amazon, Azure, Oracle?
Oleg   (07.03.18)
15. I beg to differ.
(07.03.18)
"head of Iran's meteorological service says 'it is not possible for a country to steal clouds.'
AFP|Published: 07.02.18 , 20:15
All one has to do is watcing the chaos theory movie as well as to follow a free internet course on how to become a pickpocket, then you take a fraction of the cloud, put it away and run.
In stead of complaining, Iran would do better to start guarding its clouds.
16. Mr.
Roland ,   london England   (07.03.18)
I'm Singing in the Rain.What a glorious feeling,I'm Happy again.I'm laughing at clouds,so dark up above...I'm Singing,Just singing in the Rain. (In Israel)...Da,da,da,da,da,da. !
17. primitive shia terrorist making up absurd allegations
C   (07.03.18)
18. impotent rage...
yosef ,   jerusalem   (07.03.18)
...Just one look at the "general's" repulsive snout ( on the photo) - is the best comment...
19. Cloudbusted!
Yaj ,   KHS   (07.03.18)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoUa4dIcO50
20. moishe rabeynu
moishe   (07.03.18)
stupid propaganda for stupid people that believe this nonsense. Iran leaders desperate. no rain and ground water problems. oil money did not buy solution. there is great money to support terrorists but little for water solution. is this what Allah wants for Iran? god helps those that help themselves.
21. Where is Allah?
Rami ,   Helsinki   (07.03.18)
I thought you guys said that you were the special twelver cult blessed by Allah and his hidden Imam. If Israel can destroy your country by stealing weather that must mean Allah has forsaken you.
22. Start finding out who in our govt. leaked this information!!
(07.03.18)
23. Mr
Tzvi toer ,   Northampton   (07.03.18)
Evidently this gentleman was a nigth at pub
24. HIS FACE SAYS IT ALL
Robert ,   Israel   (07.03.18)
He must have skipped most of his school years!
25. Israel stole my fake identities,,,
Julius ,   Baltimore, USA   (07.03.18)
now I don't have any identity at all.
26. Yes...We did it...Call us Pisher!
Koose E Mack ,   Great Satan   (07.03.18)
27. You betcha!
A Simple Jew ,   Beer Sheva   (07.27.18)
Yeah, we stole your damn clouds, and don't you forget it!

We're also working on an impotence bomb to drop on Tehran. It's not ready. Be patient, we're just testing it on a few Mullahs.

Be afraid of Israel's technical prowess. Be very afraid.
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