7. A Mermaid's Tale:
Koose E Mack , |
Great Satan |
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(04.25.19) |
An Israeli Life Guard had a great physique and the girls on the beach went crazy for him. The only caveat was, his head was disproportionately small compared to his huge muscular body. One young lady approached him and began a conversation with him. They spoke for an hour, and finally, the young lady asked him why his head was so small. The Lifeguard demurred and said, "You wont believe it, if I told you'. The girl said, "I want to hear it." Lifeguard: About two years ago, when I was off duty I saw something stranded on the beach. As I approached, I saw this beautiful woman who was half human half fish. She was beautiful, and I helped her back into the water. The Mermaid said, "You saved my life, and I can grant you one wish". The Lifeguard said, "Please, I want to make love with you". The Mermaid said," I'd like that, but it's quite impossible...my bottom half is that of a Fish. So the Lifeguard responded, "Can you give me a little head?" "Done", said the Mermaid." End of Story.
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