should be your honored guests in Gan Yavneh, or Sderot, or one of the kibbutzim in otef Aza. Or maybe His Royal Cowardice would prefer a suite in Ashdod or Be'er Sheva. In any case, I'm sure Queen Saraleh will make sure that her King and Prince Yair the Fool will be thoroughly provided with extra, clean trousers in the event of a rocket attack from Gaza. How embarresing it would be if the King or his Prince would soil themselves in fright.