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Louis C.K. to return to Israel after sexual misconduct scandal
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Published: 24.09.19, 23:07
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1. They do not name him C --K for nothing !
CAPTAIN OBVIOUS ,   SAFED OBVIOUS   (09.25.19)
2. More " one-off-the-wrist " jokes
MR CYNIC ,   SAFED CYNIC HOUSE   (09.25.19)
3. STOP BASHING THE BISHOP
BISHOP CYNIC ,   VATICAN CITY   (09.25.19)
4. AVOID THE FRONT ROW
TEL EM STRAIGHT ,   SAFED HONESTY   (09.25.19)
5. " before he SHOT to mainstream fame" ??
MR CYNIC ,   SAFED CYNIC HOUSE   (09.25.19)
A rather unfortunate choice of words ,considering the circumstances.
6. PLEASE KEEP IT CLEAN
TEL EM STRAIGHT ,   SAFED HONESTY   (09.25.19)
Please refrain from using crude terms such as: Hand -to-gland combat ; shaking hands with the unemployed ;Badgering the witness ;white water wristing ; playing a little 5 on 1 ; holding the sausage hostage ; a five knuckle shuffle ;fisting the mister ;tossing the caber; having a staff meeting ; tucking in the children ;wrestling the cyclops ; a date with Pamela Handerson ; shaking hands with the one -eyed milkman ; shifting into neutral ; beating it like it owes you money ; six digit fidget ; Shaking hands with the governor of love ; getting your plam read ; a date with madame palm and her five charming daughters ; Bopping the bologna ; barbecuing alone ; slapping the salami ;chocking the chicken.
7. " lost some $35 million in earnings "
MR CYNIC ,   SAFED CYNIC HOUSE   (09.25.19)
Join the dots : Jeffrey Epstein : Billionaire ,Harvey Weinstein :Multi-millionaire and now Louis C.K. who earns millions ,while hard-working folk ,who live decent lives without being sexual perverts ,struggle to make a living.
8. IS C.K FRIENDS WITH HARVEY WANKSTAIN ? ??
MR CYNIC ,   SAFED CYNIC HOUSE   (09.25.19)
9. DIRTY BEHAVIOUR
MR CYNIC ,   SAFED CYNIC HOUSE   (09.25.19)
Louis C.K almost qualifies to become a politician in Israel.
10. A JOKE
SAFED COMIC ,   SAFED CYNIC HOUSE   (09.25.19)
An englishman ,an irishman and a scots man walk into a bar .The Barman said : " is this some kind of a joke ?? "
11. KEEP IT CLEAN #2
MR CYNIC ,   SAFED HONESTY   (09.27.19)
No crude slang terms such as : "Making the bald man cry " ; "reading Grandma a bedtime story " ; "Googling yourself " ; " burping Kojak " ; " beating your meat ' ; ' jacking yo Johnson " ; " tame the beast " ; " making knuckle children " ; " Wanxiety " ; spanking the monkey ; beating the meat ; polish the family jewels ; Celebrating Palm Sunday ; Badgering The Witness ; Beef Strokenoff ; Hunting for Red October ;Discovering your self potential ; Shaking hands with the milkman ; Lone Rangering ; Making stomach pancakes ; Roughing up the suspect ; Slapping the salami ; Digital Penile Oscillation ; Giving a low five ; Helping put Mr Kleenex's kids through college.
12. Never able to show a little decency, eh, Israel?
David ,   Hartford USA   (09.28.19)
Some promoter looking for some easy money. What a shame. The guy is a pervert, plain and simple.

Can you imagine your daughter bringing him home to meet her parents?

"Hi mom and dad. This is CK!"
"Pleased to meet you Mr. Cohen."
"Nice to meet you, CK."
"It's my pleasure to meet you Mrs. Cohen!"
"And mine as well, CK."
"Mrs. Cohen, if you don't mind, you're very hot! Can I jerk-off in front of you?"
"Oh, CK, you're always joking arou....EEEK! Pervert! Get the hell out of my house! EWWWWWW! CLEAN THAT MESS UP RIGHT NOW!!"


and that's why Israel shouldn't be hosting this guy for any reason. Once a perv always a perv.

The promoter should donate his cut to some women's shelter.

First Weinstein, then Epstein, now Israel itself supporting perverts. Hey Israel, in case you haven't figured this out, you are make even regular Jews look bad. STOP IT.
13. Great antidote to the unbearable #meetoo'ism! Welcome, CK!!!
(09.30.19)
14. CK is OK
Dovid ,   New Yawk   (10.02.19)
So the nudnik tooks out the shmeckel for a shpritz.. Was anybody hurt? Did he at least squirt the hummus away from the human... If you go to see the show please wear protective goggles...
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