I usually wait until Ramadan TO masturbate.

Your religion says the Jews are pigs and apes. Islam is not the cure for the world it is a plague.

No worry about blowing up human beings, but we mustn't touch our little wee wee now with intent....hum.

what a robot. how about a ban on religious leaders telling people how to live? If an ayatollah talks rubbish during a religious holiday, does it invalidate the teachings of that religon, or just show how egocentric people are? God is laughing..and crying.

I CAN'T rub my Rama-Doma-Ding-Dong?

Isn't masturbating *by definition* an intentional act? How, exactly, would someone "unintentionally" masturbate? ASK THE PERSIAN CAMELS!!!

they're all nuckin futz!!

I would like a second opinion from Bill Clinton

Ah! This is the answer to all of the problems with these uptight fundementalist. Maybe if they Masturbated more often they would be more relaxed and not so up tight. America should drop leaflets of Playboy and Hustler all over Iran as their new weapon on the war and terror. Sure beats telling the enemy in leaflets that they are baout ot get hammered by Israeli air strikes.

what a robot. how about a ban on religious leaders telling people how to live? If an ayatollah talks rubbish during a religious holiday, does it invalidate the teachings of that religon, or just show how egocentric people are? God is laughing..and crying.

What about an accident during a lapdance?

These aren't the perfect illustration of ignorance toward your culture. They are the perfect illustration for our lack of interest in your culture. The world is so fed up with your suicide bombings and relentless propoganda that we just want you to all go away. You should pray that we never find an alternative fuel. Because the moment we do we are going to make the middle east glow in the dark.

I was just cleaning it and it went off!

...Allah Akbar this is real pearls of wisdom, how about sermon on suicide bombings, or killing inocent kids.... no wait mastrubation much more important.

So...let me get this straight...they can blow people up, but they can't jack off. What a concept.

Everybody stay out of Iran during Ramadan, the male population must be awful grouchy. I find that statement from the Iranatollah to be so ridiculous.

Finally, a way we can all pitch in to help Islamofacists. Let's all rub one out for the team. Give till it hurts. We'll show them.

If I was going pee, and I “unintentionally” shook it too hard and blood comes out….am I still good to go??? -a worried ramadoma-ding-dong practitioner….

Stupid f*cking idiots

This is as funny as some religious jews not doing certain things on sabat, or on holidays... Religious people crack me up.. they lose all common sense...

inadvertant masturbation?

But it's OK to discharge your A-K. Idiots!

Since I have had a momentary lapse of judgement during Ramadan, by doing, well, ya know. I'm not going to hell am I?

Got Martin Luther?

I honestly think he has an unrealistic view of sin and repentance. People of his stature is supposed to reflect the words and wisdom of God. I honestly don't think God would be putting stipulations on certain situations.

That is exactly why you'll never get me to convert!