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Khameini: Don't masturbate during Ramadan
Yaakov Lappin
Published: 04.10.06, 19:55
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91. #54. Arab or Persian...
Baseera ,   USA   (10.05.06)
The reference to Arab is because Islam is centred within Arab countries. You Persian peopele are, of course, more intelligent. Thus, you should know better. Start the Revolution NOW and toss out extremist fascists.
92. Ruling on Ramadan
Bill ,   Baltimore, MD   (10.05.06)
Another indicator that Islam is a cult.
93. JEWISH WOMEN DO NOT MASTURBATE.
DEBRA ,   USA   (10.05.06)
94. SO, LOGICALLY...
Dina ,   Jerusalem, Israel   (10.05.06)
... No problem with a man masturbating any other month except Ramadan? And I guess it's OK for women to masturbate any time of the year? I JUST LOVE some of these comments, especially "Jewish Mother"!!!
95. jewish women DO masturbate
dave tyler ,   new york new york   (10.05.06)
I have been fortunate enough to witness an orthodox jew proving you wrong as wrong can be
96. Masturbation
Omar ,   Iran   (10.05.06)
Does foolin around with my goats count.
97. Khamenei
Mike Malone ,   USA   (10.05.06)
Are swine permitted as an alternative?
98. BRILLIANT way to stop hijackings!
bruce dickinson ,   st. louis   (10.05.06)
Brilliant, insightful, well thought out way to bring peace!
99. Khameini
Jason ,   Phoenix, USA   (10.05.06)
What's mindblowing is that the masses give actually give people this ridiculous any sort of power, and then believe all this gibberish.
100. FREAK!!!!!!
Chris ,   Chicago, IL, USA   (10.05.06)
This guy is a freak.
101. #53 - Johnny cochran said it best:
xxx ,   USA`   (10.05.06)
If it doesn't squirt It doesn't hurt.
102. Let's Go On A Self-Abuse Crusade!
jeff ,   Ridgway,USA   (10.05.06)
Rise up Ye Fellow Zionists/Crusaders/Westerners/Infidels who mostly watch TV and do nothing about world events, and abuse thyself to a picture of Khameini......hmmmmm. That's not going to work, is it?
103. Has he been watching Seinfeld?
KShepherd ,   DC USA   (10.05.06)
104. Pull to start masturbation.
Rick ,   New orleans   (10.05.06)
BWANA JUJU!
105. Oh, NOW he tells me!
Nosferatu187 ,   United States   (10.05.06)
Oops, too late...........
106. Deliberate Masturbation
Jim ,   Baltimore, USA   (10.05.06)
How can a person unintentionally masturbate? Do Iranian men walk around with erections all day and accidentally touch themselves? What about female masturbation? That probably requires the woman to be stoned to death.
107. Jingling my change...
Handi Man ,   Land of Devils   (10.05.06)
Dear Imam, I was just looking for a quarter and...ya haaa.
108. How does this work with no visual?
Former US Marine ,   Wisconsin, USA   (10.05.06)
Maybe I’m missing something, but don’t you need a good visual in order to masturbate??? How can you get a good picture of a woman in your head when they all look the same in their full body dress???? Do you go on height or width to get your groove on???
109. Khameini
joedokes ,   boston, ma, usa   (10.05.06)
Maybe if we have a world wide circle jerk things would be alot better off.
110. jewish woman don't masterbate
bob ,   boston, usa   (10.05.06)
Yeah, right, old Jewish woman are to ugly to have sex with anyone, they have to masterbate
111. Leave the women out of this!
Melody ,   PA., USA   (10.05.06)
Comment #106 Mr. Khameini was directing his comments to the men polishing the pickle. Let's not drag the ladies into the mix or I would have been haram'ing several times this week! (so far)
112. can they hire a hooker?
jerome ,   basalt, co   (10.05.06)
if they would have sex of some sort it would end homicide bombing and bring peace to the middle east, they would all get happy and be busy. the U.N. should hire thousands of hookers for all the Muslim men that ain't gett'n any. this can work as well or better than ANything else that has been try'd and for the Arafat type hire male prostitues
113. Dear Sayyid
Hugh Jorgan ,   Xanadu   (10.05.06)
What if I accidentally masturbate into my mouth and swallow? Am I liable to repent twice?
114. virgins
ron ,   SD CA. USA   (10.05.06)
They will be disappointed after they blow themselves up, when they discover that the virgins are all over 72 years old.
115. What about the women?
Aaron ,   Baltimore USA   (10.05.06)
No mention whether or not it's ok for them. Someone should ask Khameini, i'd love to hear his answer.
116. now he tells me
bob ,   boton ,ma usa   (10.05.06)
So, Nosferatu, do you feel the fire and brimstone yet?
117. ?????
MG ,   USA   (10.05.06)
Glory be to the one true trinity.....There is one name of heaven and earth which man can call on and be saved. That name is Jesus Christ...
118. WACK-OFFS
(10.05.06)
no shooting innocent people,but if you want to blow yourselves-up i'll be more than happy to light the wick. GOD-BLESS THE U.S.A.
119. Islam / World Peace
Chris G ,   Arlington, VA   (10.05.06)
You want world peace? Have Muslim men and women rub one out and that ends terrorism instantaneously. They just have to deal with the smoking habit after the ordeal... :-D
120. Can you masturbate standing up?
Mike G ,   Pompton lakes NJ   (10.05.06)
Is this a skit from Saturday night live? This should be on the nightly news with comments just to piss the Islamic's off
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