Turkey is a bird

The idea is actualy prety good though and ONLY Israel can design something like this. They (the muslims) give us credit as DEEP DOWN INSIDE, they know who has SECHEL and who DOESNT :))

Ridiculous Turkey. Turks should change their country name to Bustard and the citizens Busts. By the way how would you hang a bird? Victor O. Teves Philippines

"honours?" What is that? It's spelled "honors." "would'nt?" What is that? It's spelled "wouldn't." "completly?" What is that? It's spelled "completely." So now we know the troll is illiterate. Why am I not at all surprised?

Israel is raising an army of trained killer ants.

Since Turkey stopped buying UAV's from Israel they are justifiably concerned that the technology has improved beyond recognition. The new UAV code name 'the bird' is using the latest fuel cell based on organic chemistry and with replicator mini-processes code name 'cells' which allow onboard generation of energy without the need for batteries or solar cells - enabling 'the bird' to fly long distances without refueling. Other improvements are the use of feather-like, non-metalic - covering which acts both as camouflager and also reduces the likelihood that the radar operator will recognize it as man made. Another improvement is is the highly accurate (borrowed from satellite technology) Dual, front mounted, cameras which provide excellent visual detection, as well as 3D like recognition of the environment. The claws on the landing gear of the UAV can be used for fine work of grabbing secret information and delivering back to home base. There are many more advantages in this new model of UAV , however, it is all classified.

I can't believe Turkish satire was taken seriously by foreign media.

Did you know that Israel used to have crocs in the crocodile river?Well ,some are still kept alive on a secret farm and they are going to be introduced back into the wild ares in the north.They are adept on land and water.They have special devices inplanted for night vision.These crocs are hebrew language friendly only.If you sneeze in Arabic you are gone.I know this to be true because by accident last year I witnessed a person talking to one.Why can I tell this story is that no one will take it seriously.Go figure.

Honours is correct spelling-Collins English Thesaurus.

Nah-they come from Queensland .

Thanks Haaretz for making my day, cant stop laughing. Good one.I'm sending this to everybody and Facebook so everybody can have a good day.

I knew it! They identified the bird by its big Jewish nose. Perfect! Too bad though that the spy was dead, because - had they caught it alive they could have turned it to Iran where they would be ecstatic to try it as a Mossad agent, torture it until it told everything it knew and than hang it. Amnesty International would not even notice it because after all it was just a Jewish Bird that was executed.

flaps its wings and goes bkaw-bkaw-bkaw bwahhhaaahahahah LMRO...

Thanks to all the comments here. You made my day. I had a good, good laugh...

thanks god our muslim enemies are so very stupid.

Wait until Israel sends its trained "flying suppositories" squadrons. These little gems, on their own mind you, implant themselves straight into the "brains" of the recipients i.e. the nether ends of the recipient muzzies. The results are even more spectacular than those done to date with other specialized spying tools. What happens with these suppositories is incessant antisemitic diarrheaic twaddle ...which continues until the moronic recipients drown in their own chyt. Autopsies of test subjects so far incontrovertibly confirm a total absence "ab initio" of a cerebrum or of any cognitive faculties and/or intelligence in the recipients. Israeli scientist are now working on converting the cadavers of these recipients into usable manure...for the benefit of mankind...however it is feared that such toxic remains might be too poisonous for future usage. These Israeli "flying suppositories" researchers are also looking into the Koran and Hadiths for scientific guidance re. disposal of the infected bodies...as usual and as expected...no guidance whatsoever has been found. Preliminary contacts are being made with Sunni Imams and Shia Ayatollas who have some pearls of "unwisdom" to offer on this river of excrements.

at original story it simply says; Beekeepers found a bee bird at Gaziantep and they worry when they see stuff at his leg and report,there is nothing about investigation in Ankara.

"Honours" is how they spell it in Britain and the Commonwealth countries. So that narrows down the potential locations for your troll.

I would place the troll in Canada. Send in spybird with Rocky the squirrel as back-up.

It was circumcised....

Instead of training the birds, train the bees! When the bee-eaters approach the bees, the bees should commit suicide, making less-than-deliciously-fresh, causing a nutrition crisis in the bee-eater population. That way you can blackmail the birds to work for Mossad WITHOUT having the tag with ISRAEL on them. They would thus surely escape detection! To add insult to injury, I would also suggest that you recruit some TURKEYS who, when stuffed and sitting on the dinner table cry: 'Long live Israel!' This will definitely cause several nervous breakdowns in the upper echelons of turkish gevornment, thus giving you a tactical advantage! LOL!

If the bird were a spy it would hardly sport an Israeli passport. The band would have said 'UK' or 'EU'. The transmitter and camera under its wings were admitedly suspicious!

Islamist, like all Muslims, are also circumcised. So the turkey may have been an al-qaeda spy.

I suspect the Turks have watched too many reruns of Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds.