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Doctor, doctor, my penis is too small!
Ilana Masar
Published: 24.01.06, 12:56
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31. Can i be funny too...?
Gil ,   Tel Aviv   (12.09.05)
To " " thanks for your messages they are simply hilarious, congratulations on your roaringly great humour.
32. Jews Are Not Small
Chaim ,   Colorado, USA   (12.10.05)
I don't know what a lot of you are talking about. I thought the saying goes: "Once she has a Jew she will never go back to you"
33. small penis preferable to strapadiktomie
richard Hitchings ,   Methil   (12.10.05)
I prefer to suffer in silence
34. To Number 18
NYC Girl   (12.13.05)
I don't think we need to be sending anybody's penis to Iran. They already have enough dickheads in that country.
35. #17 (Gil) You're not a gentleman Gil
Miss Muslima ,   London England UK   (12.13.05)
Quite frankly, i don't see why you need to brag about your "assets" on a public forum. Quite unseemly, and uncalled for.
36. How is it unseemly?
Gil ,   Tel Aviv   (12.13.05)
This message thread is about penis size. I am simply stating a fact. Israeli culture is open and free thinking about sex matters. If you don't like that then don't open threads entitled "Doctor, doctor, my penis is too small!" Go and have a nice cup of tea with Accessol and talk about the weather you English prude.
37. mi pene es muy pequeño
manuelmolina ,   san salvador   (12.14.05)
como hago para hacermelo mas grande
38. TO MISSMUSLIMA,ACCESSOL ANDGIL
PILPELET ,   H ISRAEL   (12.17.05)
1MISS MUSLIMA YOU SHOULDNT READ WHAT YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT 2 ACCESSOL YOU MUST DRIVE A BIG CAR 3 GIL CAN I HAVE YOUR PHON NO. 4 NO 18 VERY FUNNY
39. hehe.. #38
Gil ,   Tel Aviv   (12.17.05)
would love to only if u r hot ;-)
40. #38 (Pilpelet) How do you know what a post contains?
Miss Muslima ,   London England UK   (12.17.05)
"1MISS MUSLIMA YOU SHOULDNT READ WHAT YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW ABOUT 2 ACCESSOL YOU MUST DRIVE A BIG CAR 3 GIL CAN I HAVE YOUR PHON NO. 4 NO 18 VERY FUNNY PILPELET , H ISRAEL (12.17.05) " What do you mean i shouldn't read what i don't want to know about? There is nothing wrong with the article itself, it was that particular post. How are you supposed to know what a post contains? Duhhhhhhh, use your head!
41. I GUESS THE KEY WORD HERE
PILPELET ,   H ISRAEL   (12.17.05)
WOULD BE PENIS ..........IT IS AN ARTICAL ABOUT THE SIZE OF PENISES OR THE LACK OF SIZE ANY WAY I DONT THINK IVE LAUGHED SO MUCH FOR A LONG TIME WELL THERE WAS THE TIME MY NEIGHBOURS DOG FELL DOWN THE DRAIN AND MY NEIGHBOUR JUMPTED IN AFTER THAT WASNT THE FUNNY PART HE GOT STUCK TRYING TO GET OUT NOW THATS FUNNY
42. Pilpelet that is a funny story
Cynthia ,   USA   (12.18.05)
It seems Ms. Muslima has taken quite an interest in Gil's "assets". She'll have to get in line behind you for his phone number.
43. Queue up ladies...
Gil ,   Tel Aviv   (12.19.05)
No pushing at the back now... don't worry there's plenty to go around... ;-)
44. Make Gil the lead singer of The Darkness
(12.21.05)
Give him a catsuit and guitar and friz his hair Just make sure his balls dont pop out the catsuit - he might frighten the ladies
45. Thanks anon #44 but i prefer...
Gil ,   Tel Aviv   (12.22.05)
Leader of Led Zeppelin, long crazy hair with a large leather studded cod piece and ball holder. you can be my lycra clad, crotchless bitch on a lead.
46. #45 Gili - oh behave big boy!
(12.22.05)
47. #46 heel girl heel.... stop pulling on that leash...
Gil ,   Tel Aviv   (12.23.05)
biyaaatch!!
48. Date a girl with small hands !!!
Ari ,   Arizona   (12.26.05)
It makes it look bigger
49. nice one Ari #48 it also helps...
(12.27.05)
...if you shave the whole lot downstairs makes you look like a porn-star
50. Ask Ashley !!!
Ari ,   Arizona   (12.28.05)
She calls it the Chosen One !!!
51. The Chosen One
Ashley ,   Minnesota   (12.29.05)
yes I have to say, my boyfriend's private part, I lovingly refer to as "the chosen one" needs to help to enlarge, He call's me his "viagra" I say LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED!!! B'Ahava
52. small penis
vinod benjamin ,   INDIA   (12.30.05)
my penis is only 6 cm long, skin was not moving off from the tip and i went for a surgery and removed some skin and now its okay , I am now 27 aged and is ther any solution to make my penis little more lengthy.
53. I DONT BELIEVE IT
PILPELET ,   H ISRAEL   (01.01.06)
I DONT BELIEVE THIS ARTICLE IS STILL RUNNING IT JUST SHOWES YOU HOW HUNG UP ON SEX WE ALL ARE ....... ANY WAY I THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE A RATHER GRUESOME TALE OF THE CHEATING BOYFRIEND WHICH MAY MAKE THE SIZE OF YOUR PENIS LESS IMPORTANT ON FINDING HER DRUNKEN LOVER IN BED WITH HER BEST FRIEND (SHE WHO WILL REMAIN NAMELESS )SUPPER GLUED HIS HAND TO HIS PENIS.....AFTER COUNTING TO 5 AS INSTRUCTED AND AFTER A PHON CALL..... SHE SWEARS SHE CAN STILL HEAR THE AMBULANCE WORKERS LAUGHTER TILL THIS VERY DAY NOT NICE BUT TRUE
54. size does matter!
(01.03.06)
THE BIGGER THE BETTER!! OH YEAH!!!
55. PILPELET YOU SCARE ME
ROB ROY ,   TEL-AVIV   (01.03.06)
56. Size REALLY does matter
Dawn ,   Indianapolis   (01.06.06)
Ok, I never had believed that until I met my husband. My ex and I never had it great but I never realized how small he was. I thought there was something wrong with me because I was so bored during. Now I'm with someone 3 times as big as my ex and WOW. Sex IS fun.
57. For Dawn
Ayelet   (01.09.06)
I think a broad one is much nicer than long one?
58. breast implants
shmy ,   us   (01.09.06)
Because over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than is spent on Alzheimer's Disease research, it is believed that by the year 2010 there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections who can't remember what to do with them.
59. Not again!
Daisy ,   USA   (01.25.06)
Does someone at Ynet have an obsession about their small penis? Don't worry you'll find a women who doesn't care about it eventually.
60. AM I GOING NUTS
PILPELET ,   H ISRAEL   (01.26.06)
OR IS THIS THE SAME PEICE I READ A MONTH AGO ...................WHO EVER KEEPS PUTTING IT IN ........DONT YOU GET IT ......THERE IS NO ANSWER NO ONE CAN HELP YOU..... LEARN SOME FANCY MOVES OR TELL HER OR HIM A JOKE THEN IF SHE LAUGHS LATER ON YOU CAN ALWAYS SAY SHE IS NOT VERY BRIGHT AND JUST GOT THE PUNCH LINE.WHAT EVER......... GET OVER IT .......ANYWAY IM SURE YOU HAVE A VERY NICE........CAR.
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