Okay, time to go home. Don't they get tired of you hanging out at the bar messing with your laptop?
Who, pray tell, is going to "bite" Israel? Are you organizing an army of drunken neo-Nazi fools to invade?
You REALLY have pickled your brain. But why have you adopted the Iranian cause? If you feel that strongly about their despicable cause, shouldn't you be out manning the ramparts in Teheran? If you have a wife, I hope she doesn't mind wearing a chador and hihab. Little different from typical Aussie garb, I must say.