Why your Tu B'Av crush didn't call
Reason Number 4: Your all white outfit was amazing, but the KKK hood was a bit much
With Tisha B'Av come and gone, that means it is only a few days until Tu B'Av, the Jewish and Israeli holiday of love that in Israel, at least, substitutes for (St.) Valentines Day. Herewith, then, from our friends at Bangitout.com, are the Top 10 reasons why your "crush" at the Tu B'av Party did not write down your ID
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Special holiday
By MyJewishLearning
Tu B'Av was almost unnoticed in Jewish calendar for many centuries but has been rejuvenated in recent decades, especially in Israel
9. The waitress and bartender did not have speeddating cards, or circumcisions.
8. You thought you were at OZ Friday night, so you asked if they needed a place for lunch. (Editor's Note: Congregation Ohab Zedek on West 95th Street in Manhattan's Upper West Side)
7. The ID number you got, 6574221-032809843-939, was for some reason unlucky.
6. For the first time in history: He got offended you were staring at HIS chest too much.
5. They figured they'd see you at Pizza Roma and ask you out over a motzei Shabbat slice.
4. Your all-white outfit was amazing, but the KKK hood was a bit much.
3. They want to meet you in a more natural setting, like when your moms set you up.
2. Becuase you may end up falling in love, getting married, and then have no reason to come next year.
1.You wrote down "Galena Twin," but Speeddating didn't know which one. (Editor's Note: Seth and Isaac Galena are the editors and founders of Bangitout.com.)
Editor's Note: Sorry if you did not get all the jokes. Neither did we. For more details, contact Seth and Isaac via Bangitout. Reprinted by permission
Reason number 11: Maybe you said I love you in Chinese
On a date: You made it this far. Keep going
Photo: Zvika Tishler
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