Releasing your inner slut

Because some of you prefer my raunchier side, and we all appreciate easy reading now and again I bring the ladies ten tried and true tips on how to embrace your inner slut. 

Remember you don’t need to be a slut in order to play one. 

• Never turn down a free drink. It’s all about losing inhibition and opening doors.
• Always keep your legs shaved. You never know where that drink may lead.
• Needless to say, the same goes for the bikini line. We’re not building an obstacle course here.
• There is no such thing as heels that are too high or a skirt that’s too short (but practice crossing and un-crossing your legs at home – some subtlety is required).
• Cleavage, fishnets and two-sizes too tight never go out of fashion in this field. They may be tacky, but they’re part of the job.
• Floss. You may be a slut, but you’re not a whore. Kissing is encouraged.
• Perspective. Don’t be too choosy. You’re looking for quantity not quality here. Leave personal preferences at the door – this isn’t a marriage drive.
• There is no such thing as a bad anything day. Seven days a week there are horny men out there. Often they’re drunk. They don’t care how you look, let alone how you feel you look.
• Always sleep with him on the first date.

On second thought, why bother with the date? No one actually enjoys small-talk, and coffees for the morning after.

Abigail can be contacted for advice, comments, compliments and ideas at [email protected]